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  • Flynn Rider: Oh mama I have got to get me one of these


  • Mother Gothel: The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!


  • Flynn Rider: Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?


  • Mother Gothel: Now, now, it's all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.
    Rapunzel: NO! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about me. And I will never let you use my hair, again!
    Rapunzel: No! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about me. And I will never let you use my hair, again!


  • Hook Hand Thug: Go, live your dream.
    Flynn Rider: I will.
    Hook Hand Thug: (Referring to Rapunzel) Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.
    Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.


  • Stabbington Brother: RIDER!


  • Rapunzel: I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?
    Flynn Rider: It will be.
    Rapunzel: And what if it is? What do I do then?
    Flynn Rider: Well, that's the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream.


  • Flynn Rider: The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don't remember most of it.


  • Flynn Rider: All right, Blondie.
    Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
    Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.


  • Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. [Rapunzel smiles]
    Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're here too.


  • Flynn Rider: Oh, now they're just being mean.


  • Flynn Rider: [To Rapunzel] Here's your pan, here's your frog.
    Flynn Rider: [to Rapunzel] Here's your pan, here's your frog.


  • Short Thug: [Looks at Gothel] Whoa! Somebody get me a glass! 'Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water.
    Short Thug: [looks at Gothel] Whoa! Somebody get me a glass! 'Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water.


  • Flynn Rider: [First lines] This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.
    Flynn Rider: [first lines] This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.


  • Rapunzel: Something bought you here, Flynn Rider. Fate, destiny...
    Flynn Rider: A horse.


  • Hook Hand Thug: Go live your dream.
    Flynn Rider: I will.
    Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.


  • Rapunzel: Look at those fireworks. They are as if they are for me.


  • Mother Gothel: I took you, to protect you.


  • Hook Hand Thug: I had a dream...


  • Flynn Rider: Frying pans...who knew, right?


  • Rapunzel: I am a despicable human being!


  • Mother Gothel: Don't be dummy, come to mummy. Motheeeeeeer knows BEST!


  • Mother Gothel: You want me to be the bad guy? Fine, now I'm the bad guy.


  • Flynn Rider: Alright, blondie...
    Rapunzel: Rapunzel
    Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
    Flynn Rider: Gazoontite.


  • Flynn Rider: Whoa, Mama! I've got to get me one of these!


  • Hook Hand Thug: Go on, follow your dream
    Hook Hand Thug: Go, live your dream.


  • Flynn Rider: Alone at last
    Flynn Rider: Alone at last.


  • Flynn Rider: Here's your pan, here's your frog.
    Rapunzel: Chameleon.
    Flynn Rider: Nuance.


  • Flynn Rider: you broke my smoulder.
    Flynn Rider: [after being dropped face-down on the floor] You broke my smolder!


  • Rapunzel: Well, I do like ducklings.
    Flynn Rider: Yay!


  • Flynn Rider: You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose! Part man-smell, and the other part is REALLY BAD man-smell. I don't know why but all together it reminds me of the colour brown. Your thoughts?


  • Flynn Rider: Oh... oh, no... where is my satchel?
    Rapunzel: I've hidden it! Somewhere you'll never find it.
    Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?


  • Flynn Rider: Ah...!
    Rapunzel: Don't freak out!
    Flynn Rider: I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out no I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities it possesses, how long has it been doing that exactly?


  • Flynn Rider: All right. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal.
    Rapunzel: What?
    Flynn Rider: That's right! But don't thank me. Let's just turn around and get you home. Here's your pan, here's your frog. I get back my satchel, you get back a mother-daughter relationship based on mutual trust, and Voila! We part ways as unlikely friends.


  • Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.
    Rapunzel: And you were mine.


  • Rapunzel: Rapunzel: Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
    Rapunzel: Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
    Additional Voices: (A rabbit leaps forward from the bushes)
    Additional Voices: [a rabbit leaps forward from the bushes]
    Flynn Rider: Flynn Rider: Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
    Flynn Rider: Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.


  • Mother Gothel: Oh well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!


  • Rapunzel: Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
    Flynn Rider: Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.


  • Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you want, fate, destiny...
    Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will... fate... destiny...
    Flynn Rider: A horse.


  • Flynn Rider: All right, Blondie.
    Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
    Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.


  • Rapunzel: [nervously] Struggling...struggling is pointless!
    Rapunzel: [nervously] Struggling... struggling is pointless!


  • Rapunzel: [singing very quickly] Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine...
    Mother Gothel: Wait, wait!


  • Rapunzel: That's 22 for me...how about 23 out of 45?
    Rapunzel: That's 22 for me... how about 23 out of 45?


  • Mother Gothel: (singing) Trust me, my dear; that's how fast he'll leave you! I won't say 'I told you so'!
    Mother Gothel: [singing] Trust me, my dear. That's how fast he'll leave you! I won't say 'I told you so'!


  • Rapunzel: who's that?
    Rapunzel: Who's that?
    Flynn Rider: they don't like me
    Flynn Rider: They don't like me.
    Flynn Rider: they don't like me either
    Flynn Rider: They don't like me either.
    Flynn Rider: let's just presume for the moment,everyone here doesn't like me
    Flynn Rider: Let's just presume for the moment, everyone here doesn't like me.


  • Flynn Rider: You broke my smolder...
    Flynn Rider: [weakly] You broke my smolder.


  • Flynn Rider: I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?
    Flynn Rider: I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say. Hi. How ya doin'?


  • Flynn Rider: Let's just assume that everyone here at the moment doesn't like me!
    Flynn Rider: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!


  • Short Thug: What's the password?
    Captain of the Guard: What?!
    Short Thug: Nope!
    Captain of the Guard: Open this door, now!
    Short Thug: Not even close!


  • Flynn Rider: All the things we've seen and it's only 8 in the morning
    Flynn Rider: All the things we've seen and it's only 8 in the morning!


  • Hook Hand Thug: Head down.
    Flynn Rider: HEAD DOWN!
    Hook Hand Thug: Arms In.
    Flynn Rider: ARMS IN!
    Hook Hand Thug: Knees apart.
    Big Nose Thug: KNEES APA...Knees Apart?
    Big Nose Thug: KNEES APA - Knees Apart?


  • Flynn Rider: Look, Blondie...
    Rapunzel: RAPUNZEL!
    Rapunzel: Rapunzel!
    Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.


  • Rapunzel: Woo-hoo! Best. Day. Ever!


  • Big Nose Thug: That's a lot of hair.


  • Rapunzel: Have some humanity. Haven't any of you ever had a dream?


  • Flynn Rider: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me.


  • Mother Gothel: Great... Now, I'm the bad guy.
    Mother Gothel: Great. Now, I'm the bad guy.


  • Flynn Rider: You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!


  • Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady... Oh look, you're here too. [laughs] I'm just teasing! Stop taking everything so seriously.
    Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you're here too. [laughs] I'm just teasing! Stop taking everything so seriously.


  • Big Nose Thug: What's your dream?
    Flynn Rider: No, no, no. Sorry boys, I don't sing.


  • Flynn Rider: No no no no. This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad. They just can't get my nose right.


  • Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.
    Rapunzel: [crying] And you were mine.


  • Mother Gothel: Skip the drama, stay with Mama!


  • Flynn Rider: (looking out at the kingdom from the top of the castle) Wow. I could get used to a view like this. Wait. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys, I want a castle.
    Flynn Rider: [Looking out at the kingdom from the top of the castle] Wow. I could get used to a view like this. Wait. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys, I want a castle.


  • Flynn Rider: Her hair glows...WHY does her hair glow!!?
    Flynn Rider: Her hair actually glows. Why does her hair glow!?


  • Mother Gothel: Look in the mirror. I see a charming, beautiful, young girl.
    Rapunzel: *giggles a bit*
    Rapunzel: (giggles)
    Mother Gothel: Oh look your here too.
    Mother Gothel: Oh look - you're here, too.


  • Flynn Rider: This is the strangest thing i have ever don in my entire life!
    Flynn Rider: This is the strangest thing I have ever done in my entire life!


  • Flynn Rider: I gotta get me one a these...!


  • Mother Gothel: The plague!


  • Flynn Rider: So! You're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand.
    Rapunzel: Sorry! Just, don't... don't freak out.


  • Flynn Rider: Rapunzel?
    Rapunzel: Euigene?
    Flynn Rider: Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?


  • Rapunzel: I can't believe I did this! I can't believe I did this! I have to go home! I am never going back! I'm a horrible daughter! BEST DAY EVER!


  • Mother Gothel: How you manage to do that every single day, without fail? It looks absolutley exhausting darling.
    Rapunzel: Oh... it's nothing.
    Mother Gothel: Then I don't know why it takes so long?


  • Flynn Rider: Frying pans! Who knew? Right?


  • Flynn Rider: Her hair glows; I didn't see that coming; WHY DOES HER HAIR GLOW; Why is he grinning at me?


  • Flynn Rider: You were my new dream
    Rapunzel: And you were mine


  • Flynn Rider: I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle.


  • Flynn Rider: You should know that this is the strangest thing I have ever done!


  • Flynn Rider: "All I want with your hair is to get out of it; literally!
    Flynn Rider: All I want with your hair is to get out of it; literally!
    Flynn Rider: All I want with your hair is to get out of it. Literally!


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