Team America: World Police Quotes

  • Gary/Joe/Hans Blix/Kim Jong Il/Tim Robbins/Sean Penn: Matt Damonnnnnnn


  • Kim Jong II: When you see Arec Barrwin, you will see the true ugriness of human nature.


  • Lisa: Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.


  • Lisa: Fuck yeah
    Gary: Fuck yeah


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin
    Kim Jong II: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin


  • Kim Jong II: You are worthless Arec Barrwin


  • Gary: I will never die.


  • Kim Jong II: I'm so ronery
    Kim Jong II: I'm so ronery.


  • Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


  • Kim Jong II: It will be 911 times 2356.
    Chris: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!
    Kim Jong II: Nobody does!


  • Spottswoode: sdad
    Lisa: dasdsadsada
    Alec Baldwin: asdsadsadsadsadsadasdsa


  • Spottswoode: Remember! There is no 'I' in team America!
    I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.: Yes there is.


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