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Ted 2 Quotes

  • Ted: That's what you get for fucking exercising!

  • Tami-Lynn: Teddy ain't got no dick.

  • Ted: What's you're middle name?
    Samantha Jackson: Leslie
    John Bennett: Oh my god, you're Sam L. Jackson!
    Samantha Jackson: Who is that?
    Ted: Haven't you seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

  • Ted Toy Voice: There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny only guys with tits!

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