Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reviews

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March 20, 2020
I feel like there was an opportunity to make something entertaining, and it was squandered by a movie that's simultaneously trying too hard and not trying hard enough.
March 20, 2020
The whole "TMNT" movie is over-inflated; like watching an otherwise tolerable music video, stretched out to 101 minutes.
March 20, 2020
It's not particularly smart, nor do any of the situations happen naturally, nor does it do much with the franchise...
March 20, 2020
1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a plain cheese with a little pepperoni for flavor. The 2014 Ninja Turtles is that awful, excessive-looking Pizza Hut pizza with too many toppings and the "cheese"-filled crust nuggets that nobody really wanted.
March 20, 2020
The result is like watching a fireworks display. It's an okay way to pass an hour or so, but you'll forget about it minutes later.
March 20, 2020
A shockingly boring, endlessly unimaginative advertisement for pizza, soft drinks and the capitalist ideal.
August 14, 2019
The "heroes in a half shell" are back, except this time producer Michael Bay slaps on his style of action and over-dependence on CGI, or computer-generated imagery.
July 5, 2019
As if aliens from another galaxy who have never seen a movie before stumbled across a Michael Bay film and attempted to make their own.
May 2, 2019
Turtle fans deserve better.
February 28, 2019
The characters are sketch-ily drawn, the humour conspicuous by its absence and the special effects that went into creating the creatures rather pedestrian.
February 5, 2019
Bottom line, this isn't a good movie.
November 1, 2018
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is fundamentally flawed on so many levels, but I'd be lying if I said it was completely without merit.
March 3, 2018
It is actually called: April O'Neil featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
December 2, 2017
Bay seemingly relishes in tainting childhood memories, so why would this be any different?
November 21, 2017
Let's be honest: you can only maintain certain expectations when you're talking about a movie centered around a group of 6-foot animated turtles. Yet this one definitely feels like everyone's going through the motions.
September 12, 2017
How can you pack in so many curiously questionable pop culture figures into a franchise based on nothing more than beloved (?) 1980's nostalgia?
September 8, 2017
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feels like a Bay Combo, a collection of ideas we've already seen.
August 24, 2017
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could be worse, which - in a summer of Transformers and Behaving Badly - says nothing.
August 17, 2017
[TMNT's] script plays hopscotch across plot holes and characters plod through painfully cheesy dialogue.
December 7, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a pretty bad movie, but it isn't because of the reasons you will see on message boards or comment sections.
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