Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie Quotes

  • Leonardo: Awesome!!!
    Michaelangelo: Righteous!!!
    Donatello: Bosa Nova!!!
    Michaelangelo: Bosa Nova?
    Donatello: Chevy Nova? . . . . . Excellent!!!!!

  • Donatello/Foot Messenger: You're a claustrophobic!
    Casey Jones: I never even looked at another guy!

  • Donatello/Foot Messenger: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
    Michelangelo/Pizza Man: The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!

  • Michaelangelo: Just ninja-kick the damn rabbit!

  • April O'Neil: I have neighbor's that live about 4 miles away, I need to get to a phone, and I need to call my boss.
    Casey Jones: You mean Charles?
    April O'Neil: How did you know that?
    Casey Jones: Well he left on your machine just before we got out.
    April O'Neil: And?
    Casey Jones: Well hey! you just saved yourself an 8-mile round trip! um. . . you were fired.
    Casey Jones: Well hey! you just saved yourself an 8-mile round trip! Um, you were fired.

  • Chief Stearns: Are you trying to tell me how to do my job!!

  • Casey Jones: Thats gonna cost ya tinkerbell
    Casey Jones: Thats gonna cost ya Tinkerbell.

  • Michaelangelo: [Ducks Head] GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!
    Michaelangelo: [ducks Head] GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!

  • Michaelangelo: "Who is THAT?" "Wayne Gretzsky......on steroids?"
    Michaelangelo: Who is THAT? Wayne Gretzsky... on steroids?

  • Michelangelo/Pizza Man: It's a kodak moment.

  • Splinter: I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.

  • Splinter: I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.

  • Splinter: All fathers care for their sons.

  • Splinter: You will listen now. My Master Yoshi's first rule was 'Possess the right thinking', only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.

  • Michaelangelo: [seeing an unconscious April] Can we keep her?

  • Michaelangelo: Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town!

  • Splinter: Kids!

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