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  • JB: [singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
    Satan: Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
    JB: [singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
    Satan: [singing] And what if I win?
    JB: [singing] The you can take Kage back to hell.
    KG: What?
    JB: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way.
    KG: What are you talking about?
    JB: [singing] To be your little bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (3 years ago)

  • JB: Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!
    ‐ Submitted by Johnny B (3 years ago)

  • KG: We've been through so much shit.
    JB: Deactivated lasers with my dick!
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua P (3 years ago)

  • KG: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
    JB: Listen to me...
    KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (3 years ago)

  • KG: I said that they all use the same guitar pick...
    JB: Holy shitballs.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael R (3 years ago)

  • JB: Can I be a Sasquatch too?
    Sasquatch [Uncredited]: You already are. You're my son, JB. My little baby Sass.
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan B (4 years ago)

  • Satan: The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge!
    ‐ Submitted by Chaz B (4 years ago)

  • JB: I did not mean to blow your mind.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • JB: Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock!
    KG: JB, this is KG do you read me?
    JB: Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole!
    KG: JB, this is KG do you read me.
    JB: What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam J (4 years ago)

  • Guitar Centre Guy: I quit my job. Moved to Rome. Learned Latin.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

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