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  • Alana: [Referring to the killer] Jesus, I don't know who it is anymore!
    Alana: Jesus, I don't know who it is anymore!

  • Alana: "Kenny, you're better than him."
    Alana: Kenny, you're better than him.

  • Kenny Hampson: Kiss me, Alana.

  • Doc Manley: Now I promised these dorks I was gonna come up with something truly special.
    Alana: Yeah, really special. Put a kid in the hospital...Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruin your punch line?
    Alana: Yeah, really special. Put a kid in the hospital. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruin your punch line?

  • Mitchy: Well, uh, you know what they say?...Cold hands, warm heart.
    Mitchy: Well, uh, you know what they say? Cold hands, warm heart.

  • Carne: (tells a conductor) - Give me the axe. (Turns and looks to the young teen; who's trying to play hero) - Before you go...you take a look at the bodies of some of your friends. Is it worth that, son? Well, is it worth it?
    Carne: (tells a conductor) Give me the axe. (Turns and looks to the young teen; who's trying to play hero) Before you go, you take a look at the bodies of some of your friends. Is it worth that, son? Well, is it worth it?

  • Doc Manley: I hate magic. It's just tricks.
    Mo: Come on. You love tricks.
    Doc Manley: I love jokes
    Mo: You're just pissed off 'cause you can't figure it out.

  • Ed: (dressed as Groucho Marx, talking to a female blowup doll) - Come on, baby. Open your eyes. Come on. Look at me. Just my luck...she's a lesbian!
    Ed: (dressed as Groucho Marx, talking to a female blowup doll) Come on, baby. Open your eyes. Come on. Look at me. Just my luck, she's a lesbian!

  • Mo: (in a parrot's voice) - I'll get you for this one, Doc. (Now in a normal voice) - I mean it this time.
    Mo: (in a parrot's voice) I'll get you for this one, Doc. (Now in a normal voice) I mean it this time.

  • Carne: There's a boy dead back there. He's in the sleeper toilet. He must have...I don't know what happened. I-I just don't know.
    Carne: There's a boy dead back there. He's in the sleeper toilet. He must have. I don't know what happened. I-I just don't know.
    Charley: No doubt in your mind?
    Carne: Oh, he's dead, all right. I never saw anybody as dead as that.

  • Doc Manley: (talking to 2 pretty girls) - These girls look faint. Can we do anything to revive them?
    Doc Manley: (talking to 2 pretty girls) These girls look faint. Can we do anything to revive them?
    Mo: I don't know...Maybe some kind of injection?
    Mo: I don't know, maybe some kind of injection?
    Doc Manley: You girls better come back to the consulting room with us...We may have to do an exploratory.
    Doc Manley: You girls better come back to the consulting room with us. We may have to do an exploratory.

  • Alana: (talking about Kenny Hampson) - It wasn't just a prank. Doc, he was sick. I went to the hospital just afterwards. They wouldn't let me see him. They said he'd killed somebody before. And they said it might have been an accident, but he killed somebody.
    Alana: (talking about Kenny Hampson) It wasn't just a prank. Doc, he was sick. I went to the hospital just afterwards. They wouldn't let me see him. They said he'd killed somebody before. And they said it might have been an accident, but he killed somebody.

  • Mo: Look, it was supposed to be a simple joke, and it sort of got out of control one year.

  • Alana: I didn't know you liked magic. You are so much better than him. (Referring to the magician)
    Kenny Hampson: I am. He didn't know how to cut a woman into pieces.

  • Ed: (talking to the conductor, dressed as Groucho Marx) - Did you say "all aboard"? That's ridiculous! They can't be bored. I haven't even started.
    Ed: (talking to the conductor, dressed as Groucho Marx) Did you say 'all aboard'? That's ridiculous! They can't be bored. I haven't even started.

  • Alana: Kiss me, Kenny. Kiss me...Kiss me.
    Alana: Kiss me, Kenny. Kiss me. Kiss me.

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