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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Quotes

  • Sheriff Hoyt: A man's home is his fuckin' castle!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: I started to think you like wasting my time blonde. Hurry up! (While Dean puts dead biker lady in front seat).
    Sheriff Hoyt: I started to think you like wasting my time blonde. Hurry up! [while Dean puts dead biker lady in front seat]


  • Eric Hill: How many?
    Chrissie: Three. All boys
    Eric Hill: What are their names?


  • Sheriff Hoyt: People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did.


  • Monty: (Monty is urinating) - You little bastard, I know you got more in there.
    Monty: (Monty is urinating) You little bastard, I know you got more in there.


  • Sheriff Wintson: I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"
    Sheriff Wintson: I often ask myself, 'What makes a man a killer?'


  • Sheriff Wintson: (about tom aka Leatherface) - If you raised that retard right...you and me, we ain't taking this drive right now.
    Sheriff Wintson: (about tom aka Leatherface) If you raised that retard right...you and me, we ain't taking this drive right now.
    Sheriff Hoyt: He ain't retarded, he's misunderstood


  • Bailey: I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: Come on Tommy, ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone...Get it done.
    Sheriff Hoyt: Come on Tommy, ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone. Get it done.


  • Chrissie: (Hoyt finishes saying grace) I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. It's like a system through a table...Do you guys f**k all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
    Chrissie: (Hoyt finishes saying grace) I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. It's like a system through a table. Do you guys f**k all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
    Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous bitch! This is redemption lady, that's what this is! Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, that's right. And especially you!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.


  • Bailey: Normal guys would die for this.
    Dean Hill: I'm just distracted.


  • Holden: I'm looking for the girl.
    Sheriff Hoyt: The girl? She's right there. (Points to Bailey)
    Holden: That's not her.
    Sheriff Hoyt: Well if that's not the girl then...oh I don't think you wanna see the other one.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your little toy with you.
    Luda Mae: What are you gonna do to him?
    Sheriff Hoyt: Nothing but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
    Monty: (Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process) - AAAAAAAAAHH!
    Monty: (Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process) AAAAAAAAAHH!
    Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!
    Luda Mae: No...No!
    Monty: (Hoyt cuts off other leg clean) - AAAAAAAAAAHH!
    Monty: (Hoyt cuts off other leg clean) AAAAAAAAAAHH!
    Luda Mae: What on earth did you do that for?!
    Sheriff Hoyt: ...Balance.
    Sheriff Hoyt: Balance.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: Get her in there! I think you like wasting my time blondie!


  • Luda Mae: (seeing baby Leatherface for the first time) - Isn't he beautiful?
    Luda Mae: (seeing baby Leatherface for the first time) Isn't he beautiful?
    Sheriff Hoyt: That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: My money says he ain't going nowhere!


  • Chrissie: What are you doing?
    Eric Hill: Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them.
    Chrissie: Catch who?
    Eric Hill: Gooks in the swamp.
    Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease!


  • Bailey: This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.


  • Bailey: We're going on a road trip!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: (to Eric) - You don't like playing with me anymore 'cause I'm a pus*y, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pus*y, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.
    Sheriff Hoyt: (to Eric) You don't like playing with me anymore 'cause I'm a pus*y, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pus*y, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.


  • Chrissie: Why are you doing this?
    Sheriff Hoyt: No talking until I've said grace, a**hole.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: (after shooting the sheriff of a small town) - Damn, I just killed the entire police department!
    Sheriff Hoyt: (after shooting the sheriff of a small town) Damn, I just killed the entire police department!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: We're on our own tonight people...and alone, we shall rise above it all!
    Sheriff Hoyt: We're on our own tonight people and alone, we shall rise above it all!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: As long as we stick together there ain't nothing we can't handle!


  • Sheriff Hoyt: (after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time) - I like your new face.
    Sheriff Hoyt: (after seeing Leatherface with a mask for the first time) I like your new face.


  • Sheriff Hoyt: See whatcha did boy?


  • Chrissie: What about my friends?
    Holden: F**k your friends! You're on your own.
    Chrissie: You A**hole!
    Chrissie: You a**hole!


  • Dean Hill: (Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him) - You motherfu**er! Now, let's see what kind of soldier you are sheriff. (Hits his head into the ground) One! That was beautiful form sheriff! (Smashes his head into the ground more) Two! Halfway doesn't count di*k head. (Smashes his head again) Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fu**ing got (Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground) - You killed my girlfriend! F**k you asshole. F**k YOU...My money says you're not going anywhere.
    Dean Hill: (Charlie walks in the door and Dean hits him) You motherfu**er! Now, let's see what kind of soldier you are sheriff. (Hits his head into the ground) One! That was beautiful form sheriff! (Smashes his head into the ground more) Two! Halfway doesn't count di*k head. (Smashes his head again) Three! Is that all you got, is that all you fu**ing got (Continually smashing his Charlie's head into the ground) You killed my girlfriend! F**k you asshole. F**k YOU. My money says you're not going anywhere.


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