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  • Nick Naylor: I don't have a MD or law degree. I have a bachelor's in kicking butt and taking names
    Nick Naylor: I don't have a MD or law degree. I have a bachelor's in kicking butt and taking names.


  • Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong
    Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.


  • Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
    Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
    Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.
    Nick Naylor: Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom
    Nick Naylor: Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom.
    Brad: That was unnecessary
    Brad: That was unnecessary.


  • Nick Naylor: I like a challenge. If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross.


  • Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.


  • Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor: If you argue right, you are never wrong!
    Nick Naylor: If you argue right, you are never wrong!


  • Nick Naylor: You know that guy who can get with any girl he wants? I'm him..on crack
    Nick Naylor: You know that guy who can get with any girl he wants? I'm him..on crack.


  • Nick Naylor: I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day. 1,200 people! We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis and me, Nick Naylor, the face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.


  • Nick Naylor: I don't have an MD or a law degree. I have a bachelors at kicking butt and taking names.


  • Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.
    Nick Naylor: Well, that's one theory.


  • Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes?
    Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else.


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