Thank You for Smoking Quotes
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- Nick Naylor: I don't have a MD or law degree. I have a bachelor's in kicking butt and taking names.
- Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
- Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.Nick Naylor: Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom.Brad: That was unnecessary.
- Nick Naylor: I like a challenge. If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross.‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
- Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.‐ Submitted by Victor M (4 years ago)
- Nick Naylor: If you argue right, you are never wrong!‐ Submitted by Prajeeb K (4 years ago)
- Nick Naylor: You know that guy who can get with any girl he wants? I'm him..on crack.‐ Submitted by Haroon M (4 years ago)
- Nick Naylor: I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day. 1,200 people! We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis and me, Nick Naylor, the face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.‐ Submitted by Chad E (4 years ago)
- Nick Naylor: I don't have an MD or a law degree. I have a bachelors at kicking butt and taking names.‐ Submitted by Chad E (4 years ago)
- Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.Nick Naylor: Well, that's one theory.‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)
- Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes?Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else.‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)