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  • Grandma Delores: He shouldn't be masturbating if he's feeling so under-the-weather!


  • Donny: Who the fuck is rich in this house?


  • Judge: (quoting ms McGarricle) he makes me feel like there's a rainbow coming out of my beaver
    Judge: He makes me feel like there's a rainbow coming out of my beaver.


  • Jamie: It's what good looking people do! They have sex with other good looking people, you know.


  • Chad: I've got better morals than that Donnie!


  • Brie: It's what good looking people do! They have sex with other good looking people, you know.


  • Donny: I don't think Charlie Sheen would understand what's going on here.


  • Donny: I don't think Charlie Sheen would understand what's going on here.


  • Donny: Awww come on Vanilla bean latte...


  • Todd: I have you know, she bangs me all the time, orrayyyy. She bangs!
    Donny: Did she live la vida loca too? Or.....
    Todd: Very funny!


  • Kenny: Wow! (yelling at stripper) My face is your toilet!
    Kenny: Wow! [yelling at stripper] My face is your toilet!
    Donny: Hey! Show some fucking respect over there, Kenny.
    Donny: Hey! Show some fucking respect over there, Kenny.


  • Todd: There's stranger things than walking around with an extra pair of underwear for emergencies.


  • Todd: No, Donny I don't have any Axe Body Spray because I'm not a douche bag.
    Donny: That's a douche bag thing? When did that become a douche bag thing?


  • Donny: How much is it to tickle my pickle?


  • Donny: Sweetheart, I'm not asking for a finger up the ass. I just want you to jerk it a little.


  • Chad: You got to puff that fucker up!


  • Donny: I don't think Charlie Sheen would understand what's going on here!


  • Donny: You do not deserve these treats!


  • Donny: You drove like a f***ing champ too.


  • Todd: I remember me having to drive you home from the beach because you were so drunk!
    Donny: That's because all your fat made you look like you were fucking 16!


  • Todd: Oh yeah? Well Donny Berger and Vanillia Ice fucked your mom.


  • Donny: Holy cow that's my boy..


  • Donny: It tastes like fucking dick infused with balls.


  • Chad: I can kill you nine ways with my barehands.


  • Todd: At ease bitch!


  • Todd: You fed me cake and lollipops for breakfast!
    Donny: That's what you asked for.


  • Donny: Leap year mother fucker! Leap year!


  • Todd: Your a terrible father.Every day you fed me candy and cake for breakfast
    Todd: Your a terrible father. Every day you fed me candy and cake for breakfast.
    Todd: You're a terrible father. Every day you fed me candy and cake for breakfast.
    Donny: But thats what you asked for
    Donny: But thats what you asked for.
    Todd: But you are supposed to say NO
    Todd: But you are supposed to say NO.


  • Donny: BAHA!! New Kids on the Blcok! Their heads are all WARPED now!
    Donny: BAHA! New Kids on the Blcok! Their heads are all WARPED now!
    Donny: BAHA! New Kids on the Block! Their heads are all WARPED now!
    Todd: Because I got it when I was in THIRD GRADE. My body grew!
    Donny: Haha!!
    Donny: Haha!
    Todd: You suck.


  • Todd: I think the ball is broken.


  • Todd: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast everyday!
    Donny: That's what you asked for.
    Todd: Youâ??re supposed to say no!
    Todd: You're supposed to say no!


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