The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String (2002) - Rotten Tomatoes

The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String (2002)

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J.R.R. Tolkien's tales of Middle Earth are given a sexy spoof in this comedy for adults. Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is a Throbbit from Diddle Earth who has been chosen to undertake an all-important quest by the wizard Smirnoff (Michael R. Thomas). The wicked Horspank (Paige Richards) has created an enchanted G-String that brings untold power and pleasure to whoever possesses the magical lingerie; Bildo is to obtain the G-String and safely dispose of it. Hornee (Darian Caine) and Spam (A.J. Khan) join Bildo on this life-or-death quest, stopping periodically to enjoy one another's company as they search for the string and try to avoid Ballem (John Link), a hideous creature who desires the G-string beyond all measure. This film is available in two versions -- an R-rated cut titled Lord of the Strings, and an unrated edition known as Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.
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Cast

Misty Mundae
as Bildo Saggins
Darian Caine
as Hornee
Paige Richards
as Horspank
Barbara Joyce
as Queen Araporn
A.J. Khan
as Spam
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Critic Reviews for The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String

All Critics (1)

Really hot women, really great bodies, really unique comedy, and some creative word play make for a decent distraction.

Full Review… | September 17, 2013
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Audience Reviews for The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String

The crown jewel of the Seduction Cinema line, and one of the funniest erotic comedies ever made! Misty Mundae, AJ Kahn, and Darian Caine are the Throbbits Dildo Saggins, Spam, and Hornee respectively as they embark on a quest to destroy an evilly enchanted g-string. A nonstop parade of Tolkien parody and naked chick-anery follows, with Michael R. Thomas stealing his scenes as Smirnoff the boozy wizard. Completely silly and that's what makes the ladies all the more appealing as they ditch their clothes at every encounter.

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I feel bad for reviewing naughty movies on here, but if I watched it, I'll review it. Pretty self-explanatory. Just watch with the mute button on and you'll enjoy yourself....

Zack Stewart
Zack Stewart

Three reasons alone to check out this erotic spoof are Misty Mundae, Darian Cain and AJ Khan. These women are going to make you want to take a cold shower after the film, plus it is actually quite funny.

Ian Humburger
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