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The Amazing Spider-Man Quotes

  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You know in the future if you're gonna steal cars, don't dress like a car thief man.
    Car Thief: What are you? You're a cop?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop?


  • Store Clerk: Stop that guy!
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not my policy.


  • The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors: Poor Peter Parker. No father. No mother. No uncle. You're all alone.
    George Stacy: He's not alone.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Oh no. Somebody's been a bad lizard.


  • Aunt May: Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: All these souls, lost and alone. I can save them, I can cure them! There's no reason to stop me Peter!


  • Miss Ritter: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: But those are the best kind.


  • Car Thief: Are you from the police?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Really? Seriously man... Do you really think I am a cop?


  • Gwen Stacy: How did you get up here?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: The fire escape.
    Gwen Stacy: That's twenty stories.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Your doorman's intimidating.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: There's rumor of a new species in New York. It can be aggressive, if threatened...


  • Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I've got to stop him, because I created him.
    Gwen Stacy: That's not your job...
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Maybe it is.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Your father and I were going to change the lives of billions, including mine...
    Dr. Curt Connors: Your father and I were going to change the lives of billions, including mine... [looks at his missing hand]


  • George Stacy: Thirty-eight of New York's finest, versus one guy in a unitard.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Do you have any idea what you really are?


  • Gwen Stacy: Don't get me into trouble. Do NOT touch anything!


  • Ben Parker: I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's...


  • Receptionist: Excuse me?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What?
    Receptionist: Can I help you?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I don't know. I'm here... I'm here to see Dr. Connors.
    Receptionist: Right... You'll find yourself to the left. You are here for the internship?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Yeah... Yeah...
    Receptionist: Okay... You'll find your batch to the left.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Oh!
    Receptionist: Are you having trouble finding yourself?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No... I got it...


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No No No Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now, he wants the dispersant device, he's gonna infect the whole city!
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No. No. No. Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now, he wants the dispersant device, he's gonna infect the whole city!
    Gwen Stacy: There's 8 minutes left.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You're gonna wait there for 8 minutes after what I've just told you? You leave right now, that is an order.
    Gwen Stacy: I need to get everybody out.


  • Miss Ritter: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: But, those are the best kind.


  • Captain Stacy: Make me a promise that you will keep Gwen out of it.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Put it on! The mask. It's going to make you strong.


  • Mary Parker: Peter, secrets have a cost! They're not for free! Not now, not ever!


  • Man in the Shadows: Hello Dcotor. Did you tell the boy?
    Dr. Curt Connors: Tell him what?!
    Man in the Shadows: Did you tell the boy the truth about his father?!
    Dr. Curt Connors: No!
    Man in the Shadows: Well that's very good. We'll leave him be for now!
    Dr. Curt Connors: You should leave him alone!


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Wonderful things are coming, wonderful things!


  • Gwen Stacy: Easy there bugboy.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What did you call me?


  • The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors: Poor Peter Parker, no mother. No father, no uncle. All alone.


  • Ben Parker: Peter, I know things have been difficult lately, and im sorry about that. I think I know what you're feeling. Ever since you were a little boy you've been living with so many unresolved things. Well take it from an old man, those things send us down a road, they make us who we are,and if anyone is destined for greatness, it's you son.You owe the world your gifts, you just have to figure out how to use them,and know that wherever they take you, we'll always be there. So come on home Peter, you're my hero, and I love you.


  • Gwen Stacy: So what's next Spider-Man?


  • Ben Parker: Peter? Listen, I know things have been rough for you. I think I know what you're feeling...and I'm sorry. You've been going through a lot of difficult things, with not having your father and all. Well, take it from an old man. Those things send us down a road. And I know that whatever road you'll end up on, you've got great things waiting for you, son. So, come on home, Peter. You're my hero, and I love you.
    Ben Parker: Peter Listen, I know things have been rough for you. I think I know what you're feeling...and I'm sorry. You've been going through a lot of difficult things, with not having your father and all. Well, take it from an old man. Those things send us down a road. And I know that whatever road you'll end up on, you've got great things waiting for you, son. So, come on home, Peter. You're my hero, and I love you.


  • Store Clerk: Stop that guy!
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not my policy
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not my policy.


  • Uncle Ben: I'm his Parole Ofiicer.
    Uncle Ben: I'm his parole officer.
    Uncle Ben: I'm his probation officer.


  • Gwen Stacy: (to her father) I don't want cocoa. I got lots of homework. I'm having woman cramps.
    Gwen Stacy: [to her father] I don't want cocoa. I got lots of homework. I'm having woman cramps.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: (to Gwen Stacy) I'm going to throw you out of this window now.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: [to Gwen Stacy] I'm going to throw you out of this window now.


  • Ben Parker: (to Gwen Stacy) He's got you on his computer! I'm his probation officer!
    Ben Parker: [to Gwen Stacy] He's got you on his computer! I'm his probation officer!


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: (Avoids gunshots) That's how you thank me? I just did eighty percent of your job for you!
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: [avoids gunshots] That's how you thank me? I just did eighty percent of your job for you!


  • Captain Stacy: Something the police can't? What do you think we do all day? Sit around with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?
    Phillip Stacy: Up your what Dad?


  • Man in the Shadows: did you tell the boy about his father
    Man in the Shadows: Did you tell the boy the truth about his father?


  • Captain Stacy: I'm offering an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man
    Captain Stacy: [at a press conference] I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man!


  • Uncle Ben: If anyone's destined for greatness, it's you son. You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them. And know that wherever they take you, we'll always be here. So come on home Peter. You're my hero, and I love you.


  • Uncle Ben: If anyone's destined for greatness, it's you son. You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them. And know that wherever they take you, we'll always be here. So come on home Peter. You're my hero, and I love you.


  • Gwen Stacy: [opens the door to the hallway] No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
    George Stacy: Okay, I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
    Gwen Stacy: Well, thatâ??s impractical! [she shuts the door, then reopens it] And fattening. [closes the door again]
    Gwen Stacy: Well, that's impractical! [she shuts the door, then reopens it] And fattening. [closes the door again]
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Chocolate house?


  • The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors: All these souls, lost and alone. I can save them, I can cure them! There's no reason to stop me Peter!


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I think he's trying to do something maybe the police can't.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth, come and get it.
    Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!


  • Gwen Stacy: Easy... bugboy.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What did you just call me?


  • Police Officer: Who are you?!
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask!


  • Ben Parker: She looks familiar. That's the girl on your computer! *to Gwen* He's got you on his computer. I'm his probation officer. *to Peter* Don't forget Aunt May. *exits*
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Heh... character, my uncle. He's a pathological liar, and he thought you were someone else.
    Gwen Stacy: Aww man, you don't have me on your computer?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Well yeah. I mean, I took a photo of the debate team, and you're on the debate team. So... he must've seen me; I was touching up stuff.
    Gwen Stacy: *laughs* "Touching up stuff?"
    Gwen Stacy: *laughs* 'Touching up stuff?'
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I'm not gonna answer that!


  • Aunt May: Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Oh no. Somebody's been a bad lizard.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Ahem, you know, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief.
    Car Thief: you a cop?
    Car Thief: You a cop?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You seriously think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit?


  • Captain Stacy: Do I look like the Mayor of Tokyo to you?


  • Uncle Ben: She looks familiar [Looks at Gwen]
    Uncle Ben: She's the girl on your computer [Smiles at Peter]
    Uncle Ben: [Paging to Gwen] He's got you on his computer! I'm his probation officer!


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Why the sudden interest in the cold blooded?


  • Gwen Stacy: "He's one of Midtown Science's best and brightest. He's second in his class."
    Gwen Stacy: He's one of Midtown Science's best and brightest. He's second in his class.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: There's rumor of a new species in New York. It can be aggressive, if threatened...


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.
    Gwen Stacy: What?!


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: It's all spandex.


  • Man in the Shadows: Did you tell the boy about his father?


  • Gwen Stacy: Oh I'm in trouble..


  • Car Thief: Are you a cop?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Really? A guy's sitting in the back seat in red and blue spandex and you think he's a cop? Really?


  • Miss Ritter: Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: But those are the best kind [looks at Stacy]
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: But those are the best kind. [looks at Stacy]


  • Gwen Stacy: How'd you get out there?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Fire escape.
    Gwen Stacy: It's twenty stories.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Your door man is intimidating.


  • The Lizard/Dr. Curt Connors: All these souls, lost and alone, I can save them! I can cure them!


  • Gwen Stacy: My father has 500 officers looking for you.
    Gwen Stacy: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: 500? that seems a bit excessive.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: you if you're guuna steal cars don't dress like a car thief
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Ahem, you know, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief.


  • George Stacy: Mr.Parker, why are you not in school?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Gotta free track.
    George Stacy: OK, well I do not have a free track, so make your point quickly.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Ok fine, there might not be a dinosaur in Manhattan, but there's something more dangerous and I know who it is.
    George Stacy: You know who it is?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Dr. Curt Connors, he's a biochemist-
    George Stacy: Of OSCORP?
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: That's right.


  • Gwen Stacy: You're a wanted-man Peter Parker
    Gwen Stacy: You're a wanted man, Peter Parker.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Hey, I'm swingin' here!


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You find my weakness, it's small knives. *shoots guy with web shooter*
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You find my weakness, it's small knives. [shoots guy with web shooter]
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You found my weakness! It's small knives! [shoots guy with web shooter]


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: "I'm gonna throw you out the window now."
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Ready to play god?


  • Captain Stacy: So,tell us a little bit about yourself Mr.Parker.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not much to tell really.
    Gwen Stacy: Peter lives with his aunt and uncle.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth about your parents Peter.Come and get it!
    Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth about your parents Peter. Come and get it!


  • Gwen Stacy: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You found me weakness. It's small knives!
    Mary Parker: You found my weakness. It's small knives!
    Spider-Man/Peter Parker: You found me weakness. It's small knives!
    Spider-Man/Peter Parker: You found my weakness. It's small knives!


  • Captain Stacy: 38 of New Yorks finest versus one guy in a unitard
    Captain Stacy: 38 of New York's finest against one guy in a unitard?


  • Gwen Stacy: Do not get me in trouble, don't touch anything! She says this to Peter LOL
    Gwen Stacy: Do not get me in trouble, don't touch anything!


  • Gwen Stacy: Ah! I'm in trouble....
    Gwen Stacy: Ah! I'm in trouble...


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: If you're gonna steal a car don't dress like a car thief.


  • Gwen Stacy: How'd you get out there?


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I gotta stop him, cause i created him.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I gotta stop him, cause I created him.


  • May Parker: Your father was a very secretive man, Peter.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: There`s a rumour of a new species in New York. It can be aggresive if threatened.


  • Dr. Curt Connors: If you want the truth Peter, come and get it!


  • Dr. Curt Connors: You`r4e father and I were gonna change the lives of millions, including mine.
    Dr. Curt Connors: You're father and I were gonna change the lives of millions, including mine.


  • Captain Stacy: This guy wears a mask, like an outlaw.
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I think he`s trying to do something the police can`t
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I think he's trying to do something the police can't
    Captain Stacy: Can`t?
    Captain Stacy: Can't?


  • Dr. Curt Connors: Ready to play God?


  • Gwen Stacy: Do not get me into trouble, don't touch anything....


  • Van Atter: Ready to play God?.


  • Van Atter: Do you have any idea... what you really are?


  • Aunt May: Life is like a box of chocolates....
    Aunt May: Life is like a box of chocolates.


  • George Stacy: So, tell us a little bit about yourself Mr.Parker
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not much to tell really....
    Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not much to tell really.


  • Peter Parker/Spider-Man: We all have secrets; the ones we keep, and the ones that are kept from us.


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