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Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes

  • Nick Fury: Glad you liked the view Romanoff, cause it's about to get better!
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Fury you son of a bitch!
    Nick Fury: Whoa! You kiss your mother with that mouth?


  • Nick Fury: Back in the day I had eyes everywhere, and you kids had all the tech you could dream of, but here we all are back on earth, nothing but our wit and our will to save the world, so stand outwit the platinum bastard!
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk!
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: You know what Romanoff...


  • Thor: Who sent you?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: I see a suit of armor around the world.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ultron
    Ultron: In the flesh. Or no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: What mission?
    Ultron: Peace in our time.


  • Ultron: You are unbearably naive!
    The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.


  • Ultron: Do you see it? The beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise..only to fall. You Avengers, you are my meteor, my swift and terrible sword and the earth will crack...with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers, turn your own flesh against me. It means nothing. When the dust settles, the only thing left living in this world...will be metal.


  • Ultron: You know, with the benefit of hindsight...


  • Ultron: I had strings, but now I'm free.


  • Ulysses Klaue: Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid.
    Scarlet Witch: Everybody's afraid of something.
    Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish. Deep sea fish. The make lights. Disco lights to hypnotize their prey, and then--whoom! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business. And I know you're not in charge. And I only deal with the man in charge.
    Ultron: There is no man in charge. Let's talk business.


  • Colonel James Rhodes/War Machine: Yes! Now this is gonna be a good story!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yep. If you live to tell it.
    Colonel James Rhodes/War Machine: You think I can't hold my own?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: When we get through this, I'LL hold your own.
    Colonel James Rhodes/War Machine: You had to make it weird.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Fury, you son of a bitch.
    Nick Fury: Ooh-hoo! You kiss your mother with that mouth?


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: You step outside that door, you're an Avenger.


  • Ultron: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.


  • Quicksilver: This is S.H.I.E.L.D.?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: This is what S.H.I.E.L.D.'s supposed to be.
    Quicksilver: This is not so bad.


  • The Vision: I'm not Jarvis, I'm not Ultron. I am!


  • Quicksilver: Keep up, old man!


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Avengers!


  • Peggy Carter: We can go home now Steve, the war's over.


  • Quicksilver: You didn't see that coming?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Plesase be a secret door, please be a secret door
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yay!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Tony, this might not be the time.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Only when I've created a murder bot.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: I could choke the life out of you right now, and never turn a shade.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ultron?
    Ultron: In the flesh!


  • The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.


  • Ultron: They took vibranium and make a frisbee out of it.


  • Ultron: That was dramatic.


  • Ultron: The most versatile substance on the planet, And they used it to build a Frisbee
    Ultron: The most versatile substance on the planet, And they used it to build a Frisbee.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.


  • Scarlet Witch: We waited for two days for Mr. Stark to kill us.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Fury, you son of a bitch.
    Nick Fury: Ow, you kiss your mother with that mouth?


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: If you get hurt, hurt them back. If you get killed, walk it off.


  • Ulysses Klaue: You know what I fear? Cuttlefish! Fish deep in the sea, with lights and big teeth. You going to show me a giant cuttlefish? You won't. You won't do business with me, and I do business ONLY with who's in charge!


  • Ultron: They put the building in the middle of the city, so that everyone could be equally close to God. I like that, the symmetry, the geometry of belief.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: It'll still go up.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Elevators not worthy.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Would you like to come to the party?
    Dr. Helen Cho: My appointments are too hectic, unfortunately... Is Thor going to be there?


  • Ultron: The world needed a shield... Stark settled for a slave.
    The Vision: Human beings are fearful and in need of protection. But then, that fear can inspire them to do great things.
    Ultron: You're unbelievably naïve.
    The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.


  • Maria Hill: He's fast, she's weird.


  • Scarlet Witch: I wanted him to face his fear, to create something we could use against him.
    Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they fear. Men of peace create engines of war. Avengers create invaders. Parents create children, that will supplant them.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: What's the vibranium for?
    Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...


  • Nick Fury: Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!


  • Nick Fury: No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.


  • Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...


  • Ultron: I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.


  • Maria Hill: According to our intel, the twins volunteered for Stucker's experiments. That's insane.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Yeah, what kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?
    Maria Hill: We're not at war, Steve.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: They are.


  • Maria Hill: According to our intel, the twins volunteered for Stucker's experiments. That's insane.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Yeah, what kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?
    Maria Hill: We're not at war, Steve.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: They are.


  • Nick Fury: He's multiplying faster than Catholic rabbits!


  • Korean Train Passenger: There are no strings on me!
    Ultron: I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: So if I lift the hammer I get to rule Asgard?
    Thor: Of course!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: I will be reinstating prima nocta.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Shit!
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Language!


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I've done the whole mind control thing. Not a fan.


  • Scarlet Witch: I looked inside your mind and I saw destruction.
    The Vision: Look again.


  • Thor: Heimdall, you're eyes!
    Heimdall: You did this to us.


  • Ultron: There are no strings on me!


  • Ultron: Keep your friends rich, your enemies rich and wait to see which is which.


  • Quicksilver: You didn't see that coming?


  • Thor: Is that the best you can do?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: You had to ask.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: I tried to create a suit of armor around the world, but I created something terrible.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Isn't it why we fight so we could end the fight and go home?


  • Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread...


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: We're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Nothing lasts forever.


  • Ultron: I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky and see... hope. I think I'll take that first. There's only one path to peace: their extinction.


  • Ultron: I'm gonna show you something beatiful... everyone... is screaming... for mercy.


  • Ultron: I'm going to tear you apart, from the inside!


  • Ultron: How could you be worthy. You're all puppets, tangled in strings...strings!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's the end, the end of the path I started us on.


  • Ultron: There are no strings on me!


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