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The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

  • Hadley: How hard is it to kill a bunch of nine year olds?


  • Marty: Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.


  • Dana: it's time to give someone else a chance.
    Dana: It's time to give someone else a chance.


  • Marty: And that makes what kind of sense?


  • Curt: Don't wait up for us
    Curt: Don't wait up for us.


  • Curt: Also your not wearing any pants
    Curt: Also your not wearing any pants.
    Curt: Also you're not wearing any pants.


  • Marty: [scared] I dare you all to go upstairs...
    Marty: I dare you all to go upstairs.


  • Marty: Good work, zombie arm...


  • Marty: Society needs to crumble. We're all just too chickenshit to let it.


  • Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?!


  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.


  • Sitterson: Aw man, I'm sorry.
    Hadley: He had the conch in his hand!


  • Sitterson: We have a winner! Its the Buckners, ladies and gentlemen!


  • Hadley: Tequila is my lady, my lady!


  • Curt: We should split..


  • Hadley: Oh come on. [Merman bites his face]


  • Mordecai: Hell, I've been here since the war.
    Jules: Which war?
    Mordecai: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHICH WAR!


  • Marty: I thought there'd be stars.... We are abandoned.
    Marty: I thought there'd be stars... We are abandoned.


  • Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!


  • Marty: "Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why, they fear this man, they know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logic's."
    Marty: Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why, they fear this man, they know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logic's.


  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.


  • Marty: It WAS pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.


  • Ronald the Intern: I'm an intern! So that means I don't qualify for overtime?!


  • Dana: Oh that's cold! Oh that's what cold feels like!


  • Marty: "I'm gunna go read a book with pictures"
    Marty: I'm gunna go read a book with pictures.


  • Marty: "He's got a husband-bulge"
    Marty: He's got a husband-bulge.


  • Marty: Holy fuck! I'm on a reality TV show!


  • Marty: I thought there'd be stars...we are abandoned...
    Marty: I thought there'd be stars... we are abandoned.


  • Marty: Good work zombie arm.


  • Marty: No! What are you saying? Huh? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, huh? Think I'm a puppet, gonna do a little...fucking puppet dance! I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up! I'm gonna go for walk.


  • Curt: I have a feeling.
    Sitterson: What is it?
    Curt: That tonight is going to be a good night.
    Hadley: Moron...


  • Marty: Jules, I dare yout to make-out with...
    Curt: Please say Dana, please say Dana!
    Marty: Make-out with... that moose.


  • Curt: And one more thing.
    Dana: Yeah?
    Curt: You have no pants.
    Dana: Oh god!


  • Hadley: More than anything else I want this moment to be over.


  • Sitterson: And the winner is..maintenance!


  • Hadley: We may as well tell Japan to take the rest of the weekend off.
    Sitterson: Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do - relax?
    Hadley: I don't know. Maybe they can do some group calisthenics or something.


  • Lin: Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?
    Sitterson: Ask me that again only slower.


  • Curt: Look, you guys stay in the rambler. I'll get help. If I wipe out, I'll fucking limp for help. But, I'm coming back here. I'm coming back with cops, and choppers, and large fucking guns, and those things are going to pay. For Jules...


  • Marty: "I'm not a puppet! I think I'm going to go for a walk."
    Marty: I'm not a puppet! I think I'm going to go for a walk.


  • Marty: Good zombie arm.


  • Marty: I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Don't read the latin!


  • Marty: Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I am such a burnout.


  • Marty: I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf, and you know, ended the world.


  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.


  • Sitterson: Woman from Chem Department: That's not fair! I had zombies too! Sitterson: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
    Sitterson: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.


  • Hadley: I'm never going to see a Mer-man.


  • Dana: Thanks for... being decent.
    Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.


  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.


  • Marty: Way to go zombie arm...


  • Hadley: "How hard is it to kill a bunch of 9 year olds?"
    Hadley: How hard is it to kill a bunch of 9 year olds?


  • Marty: Wake up Nemo!


  • Marty: [Pointing at the Wolf Head] I dare you to kiss that moose!
    Marty: [pointing at the Wolf Head] I dare you to kiss that moose!


  • Marty: I'm sorry I let a werewolf attack you and let the world end.


  • Marty: I dare you all to go upstairs.


  • Marty: I'm gonna go for a walk.


  • Marty: I am going to go read a book with pictures
    Marty: I am going to go read a book with pictures.


  • Hadley: [To 10-year-old Japanese School Girls] Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
    Hadley: [to 10-year-old Japanese school girls] Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!


  • Marty: yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel...
    Marty: Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.


  • Marty: He's got a husband's bulge.


  • Marty: The drivers in this town are counterintuitive.


  • Dana: Puppeteers?
    Marty: Pop-Tarts?


  • Marty: Don't read the Latin. . . I draw the line at reading the Latin.


  • Mordecai: Am I on speaker phone?


  • Marty: Jules, truth or dare?
    Jules: um..dare.
    Jules: Um..dare.
    Marty: I dare you to....make out with that moose.


  • Curt: I think we should split up, we can cover more ground that way!
    Marty: Really?


  • Marty: Do not read the frickin' latin!


  • Marty: Good job zombie hand.


  • Curt: We should stick together
    Curt: *After being sprayed with something* Maybe we should split up
    Curt: [after being sprayed with something] Maybe we should split up
    Curt: [after inhaling the pheromone] No, no, this isn't right. We should split up.
    Marty: Really??
    Marty: Really?


  • Jules: Dana...I dare you.


  • Curt: Let's get this party started!


  • Dana: Do we wanna go down?


  • Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?


  • Marty: I think I can get it to go down.


  • Marty: Somethin' weird is goin' on.


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