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  • Hadley: How hard is it to kill a bunch of nine year olds?
    ‐ Submitted by Jon J (18 months ago)

  • Marty: Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.
    ‐ Submitted by David P (2 years ago)

  • Dana: It's time to give someone else a chance.
    ‐ Submitted by Noah A (2 years ago)

  • Marty: And that makes what kind of sense?
    ‐ Submitted by Dakota O (2 years ago)

  • Curt: Don't wait up for us.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (3 years ago)

  • Curt: Also your not wearing any pants.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (3 years ago)

  • Marty: I dare you all to go upstairs.
    ‐ Submitted by Rawballs B (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Good work, zombie arm...
    ‐ Submitted by Jim V (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Society needs to crumble. We're all just too chickenshit to let it.
    ‐ Submitted by Julian T (3 years ago)

  • Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?!
    ‐ Submitted by morgan w (3 years ago)

  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa G (3 years ago)

  • Sitterson: Aw man, I'm sorry.
    Hadley: He had the conch in his hand!
    ‐ Submitted by Ed-e U (3 years ago)

  • Sitterson: We have a winner! Its the Buckners, ladies and gentlemen!
    ‐ Submitted by Ed-e U (3 years ago)

  • Hadley: Tequila is my lady, my lady!
    ‐ Submitted by Ed-e U (3 years ago)

  • Curt: We should split..
    ‐ Submitted by Daniele D (3 years ago)

  • Hadley: Oh come on. [Merman bites his face]
    ‐ Submitted by Micah K (3 years ago)

  • Mordecai: Hell, I've been here since the war.
    Jules: Which war?
    Mordecai: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHICH WAR!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach S (3 years ago)

  • Marty: I thought there'd be stars... We are abandoned.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeremy S (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why, they fear this man, they know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logic's.
    ‐ Submitted by Christina H (3 years ago)

  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Marty: It WAS pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Ronald the Intern: I'm an intern! So that means I don't qualify for overtime?!
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Dana: Oh that's cold! Oh that's what cold feels like!
    ‐ Submitted by In Your D (3 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm gunna go read a book with pictures.
    ‐ Submitted by Jessi B (3 years ago)

  • Marty: He's got a husband-bulge.
    ‐ Submitted by Margaret A (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Holy fuck! I'm on a reality TV show!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (3 years ago)

  • Marty: I thought there'd be stars... we are abandoned.
    ‐ Submitted by Gemma H (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Good work zombie arm.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex C (3 years ago)

  • Marty: No! What are you saying? Huh? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, huh? Think I'm a puppet, gonna do a little...fucking puppet dance! I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up! I'm gonna go for walk.
    ‐ Submitted by Alan G (3 years ago)

  • Curt: I have a feeling.
    Sitterson: What is it?
    Curt: That tonight is going to be a good night.
    Hadley: Moron...
    ‐ Submitted by Domingo C (3 years ago)

  • Marty: Jules, I dare yout to make-out with...
    Curt: Please say Dana, please say Dana!
    Marty: Make-out with... that moose.
    ‐ Submitted by Alycia A (4 years ago)

  • Curt: And one more thing.
    Dana: Yeah?
    Curt: You have no pants.
    Dana: Oh god!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (4 years ago)

  • Hadley: More than anything else I want this moment to be over.
    ‐ Submitted by Anastasia G (4 years ago)

  • Sitterson: And the winner is..maintenance!
    ‐ Submitted by Troy M (4 years ago)

  • Hadley: We may as well tell Japan to take the rest of the weekend off.
    Sitterson: Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do - relax?
    Hadley: I don't know. Maybe they can do some group calisthenics or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Mich M (4 years ago)

  • Lin: Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?
    Sitterson: Ask me that again only slower.
    ‐ Submitted by Mich M (4 years ago)

  • Curt: Look, you guys stay in the rambler. I'll get help. If I wipe out, I'll fucking limp for help. But, I'm coming back here. I'm coming back with cops, and choppers, and large fucking guns, and those things are going to pay. For Jules...
    ‐ Submitted by Taufik A (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm not a puppet! I think I'm going to go for a walk.
    ‐ Submitted by Jamie L (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Good zombie arm.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachelle V (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Don't read the latin!
    ‐ Submitted by Connor T (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I am such a burnout.
    ‐ Submitted by Wade S (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf, and you know, ended the world.
    ‐ Submitted by Tanner P (4 years ago)

  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven F (4 years ago)

  • Sitterson: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven F (4 years ago)

  • Hadley: I'm never going to see a Mer-man.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Dana: Thanks for... being decent.
    Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
    ‐ Submitted by Napoleon D (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Way to go zombie arm...
    ‐ Submitted by Trevor W (4 years ago)

  • Hadley: How hard is it to kill a bunch of 9 year olds?
    ‐ Submitted by Scott T (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Wake up Nemo!
    ‐ Submitted by Checo M (4 years ago)

  • Marty: [pointing at the Wolf Head] I dare you to kiss that moose!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew H (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm sorry I let a werewolf attack you and let the world end.
    ‐ Submitted by Mark C (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I dare you all to go upstairs.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelsey K (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I'm gonna go for a walk.
    ‐ Submitted by Becca K (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I am going to go read a book with pictures.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael G (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler S (4 years ago)

  • Marty: He's got a husband's bulge.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Marty: The drivers in this town are counterintuitive.
    ‐ Submitted by Kate V (4 years ago)

  • Dana: Puppeteers?
    Marty: Pop-Tarts?
    ‐ Submitted by Ben A (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Don't read the Latin. . . I draw the line at reading the Latin.
    ‐ Submitted by Dafixer U (4 years ago)

  • Mordecai: Am I on speaker phone?
    ‐ Submitted by Robert R (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Jules, truth or dare?
    Jules: Um..dare.
    Marty: I dare you to....make out with that moose.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin J (4 years ago)

  • Curt: I think we should split up, we can cover more ground that way!
    Marty: Really?
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Do not read the frickin' latin!
    ‐ Submitted by Wiley B (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Good job zombie hand.
    ‐ Submitted by Tim d (4 years ago)

  • Curt: We should stick together
    Curt: [after being sprayed with something] Maybe we should split up
    Marty: Really?
    ‐ Submitted by Javier B (4 years ago)

  • Jules: Dana...I dare you.
    ‐ Submitted by Amneer P (4 years ago)

  • Curt: Let's get this party started!
    ‐ Submitted by Garrett S (4 years ago)

  • Dana: Do we wanna go down?
    ‐ Submitted by Toby R (4 years ago)

  • Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
    ‐ Submitted by Toby R (4 years ago)

  • Marty: I think I can get it to go down.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Marty: Somethin' weird is goin' on.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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