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The Decoy Bride Quotes

  • Katie: I suppose it could be worse. I could be trapped inside Stephen King's honeymoon. Although apparently, he's a nice guy.

  • Steve Korbitz: You've never even been on Hegg, have you? You googled the entire book!

  • Katie: "Even the Vikings never showed the slightest interest in us(the island of Hegg)"
    Katie: Even the Vikings never showed the slightest interest in us. [the island of Hegg]

  • Katie: A guidebook to here? Don't be mad! "Come see our dis-used toilet that may or may not be haunted by the ghost of a drowned cow."
    Katie: A guidebook to here? Don't be mad! 'Come see our dis-used toilet that may or may not be haunted by the ghost of a drowned cow.'

  • Katie: I've gone man-vegan.

  • Katie: I'm like Kryptonite to men. Kryptonite dipped in cellulite.

  • Lara: How long have you been in there? Oh, my, God! This is not soda! I'm gonna kill you! You re ruining my life!
    Marco Ballani: I've ruined plenty of lives. You're nothing special!

  • James: We could get married in outer space
    James: We could get married in outer space.

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