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The Descendants Quotes

  • Matt King: Hey, I'm doing you a favor. I could go out there and fuck you up, so get a better attitude!


  • Matt King: My friends on the mainland think just because I live in Hawaii, I live in paradise. Like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, and catching waves. Are they insane?


  • Alexandra King: Hey, Scottie! Raina's a fucked-up hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys! She's a twat! Say it!


  • Matt King: I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.


  • Matt King: Come after me if you want. It will just make us closer.


  • Matt King: You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing.


  • Alexandra King: (Scottie presses the 'Adults Only' button and Alex grabs the remote away from her) No, you're not watching porn.
    Alexandra King: [Scottie presses the 'Adults Only' button and Alex grabs the remote away from her] No, you're not watching porn.
    Alexandra King: (To Sid) My dad watches porn.
    Alexandra King: [to Sid] My dad watches porn.


  • Kai Mitchell: Matt, you're angry.
    Matt King: You have very keen powers of observation.


  • Scott Thorson: I am going to hit you.


  • Matt King: My friends on the mainland think just because I leave in Hawaii, I live in paradise, like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here, sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, catching waves. Are they insane? Do they think we are immune to life? How can they possibly think our famalies are less screwed up, our cancers less fatal, our heartache less painful?


  • Scottie King: Some photographer lady took pictures of her mom in the hospital while she was dying and they are considered art.


  • Matt King: A family seems exactly like an archipelago. All part of the same whole, but still seperate and alone and always drifting slowly apart.


  • Matt King: You little fuck. Do you get hit a lot?
    Sid: I don't know. I've had my share.


  • Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.
    Matt King: What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?
    Matt King: Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying.


  • Sid: I'm not so bad. I'm smart.
    Matt King: You are about a hundred miles from Smartville. No offence.


  • Scottie King: Shut up, you motherless whore!


  • Matt King: I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.


  • Matt King: You're relentless!!
    Matt King: You're relentless!


  • Matt King: " Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself ! "
    Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself !


  • Scottie King: Hey Troy! [flicks him off]


  • Matt King: Don't ever do that to me again
    Matt King: Don't ever do that to me again.


  • Sid: How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that?


  • Matt King: You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing.


  • Matt King: Well, I guess that is about it.


  • Alexandra: You really don't have a clue do you?
    Alexandra: Dad. Mom was cheating on you.


  • Alexandra: Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'?


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