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The Double Quotes

  • Janitor: Where you going?
    Simon James/James Simon: Fuck off!
    Janitor: Oh hey, James

  • Hannah: You probably think I should be thankful that you took me to the hospital, but I'm not. I wanted to die and now I'm afraid I won't have the courage to try again. Do you wanna know what I think? I think that you should kill yourself. I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through.

  • Simon James/James Simon: I don't know how to be myself. It's like I'm permanently outside myself. Like, like you could push your hands straight through me if you wanted to. And I can see the type of man I want to be versus the type of man I actually am and I know that I'm doing it but I'm incapable of what needs to be done. I'm like Pinocchio, a wooden boy. Not a real boy. And it kills me.

  • James Simon: You can't be doing anything gay. No ice cream cones.
    Simon James: But I like ice cream.
    James Simon: Of course you do, it's delicious. Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone it's gay, unless you're with a woman at the time.
    Simon James: Anything else?
    James Simon: Riding in a motorcicle with another man. The only exceptions are: drive-by shootings, bomb-throwings and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay.

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