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  • Yin Yang: I need a raise.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Why?
    Yin Yang: I need the money for my family. I want to send my son to a better school.
    Lee Christmas: When did you get a family?
    Yin Yang: Don't ask. I don't know.


  • Yin Yang: I need more money.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: I know you told me, for your family right?
    Yin Yang: I don't have family.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: I know.


  • Paine: How many men you got?
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Just your mother!


  • Yin Yang: When I get hurt, the hole is bigger, because I'm smaller.


  • Lee Christmas: Are you crazy?! You could've killed me!
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: You're welcome!


  • Trench: Why don' we 'ave dinna sometime?
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Sure, when?
    Trench: In a thousand years.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Too soon.
    Himself: Mr. Church: What's his problem?
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: He wants to be president.


  • Lee Christmas: I want your life I was thinking about taking it
    Lee Christmas: I want your life. I was thinking about taking it.
    Paul: is that right
    Paul: Is that right?
    Lee Christmas: i don't do so well in tight spaces so going to prison worries me you shouldn't of bruised her face i would of liked to keep it the way it was
    Lee Christmas: I don't do so well in tight spaces so going to prison worries me. You shouldn't of bruised her face. I would of liked to keep it the way it was.
    Paul: well keep the bitch because i am done with it
    Paul: Well keep the bitch because I am done with it.
    Lee Christmas: (fight scene between Lee and Paul's gang)
    Lee Christmas: [fight scene between Lee and Paul's gang]


  • Gunner Jensen: I was only trying to scare him.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Don't bring that on me. You never liked him!


  • Gunner Jensen: What are you size three? Bring in the happy feet!


  • Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: [in the middle of a mexican standoff, a faint buzzing sound can be heard] What's that?
    Lee Christmas: I'm getting a text.
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Excuse me?


  • Lee Christmas: The man who can best get along with a woman is the man who can best get along without them.


  • Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: "Hey, you look nervous" (Shoots guard)
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: Hey, you look nervous. (Shoots guard)


  • Lee Christmas: Are you Crazy? You could've killed me!
    Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: You're welcome!


  • Lee Christmas: Hi. [Points to himself] Bhudda. [Points to Ross] Peat.


  • Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: We are the shadow, the smoke in your eyes, the ghosts that hide in the night.


  • Lee Christmas: [from trailer] You know it's not easy being your friend.


  • Tool: I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.


  • Gunner Jensen: [about to fight Ying Yang] What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet.


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