The First Turn-On! Reviews

  • Nov 09, 2013

    I just got this in a 4 pack with some other Troma movies. I had seen this a long time ago but could hardly remember it. Has some great scenes but it drags a little. Worth checking out if you are a Troma fan.

    I just got this in a 4 pack with some other Troma movies. I had seen this a long time ago but could hardly remember it. Has some great scenes but it drags a little. Worth checking out if you are a Troma fan.

  • Oct 27, 2012

    Early Troma comedy is just as unwatchable as their later efforts. Decent premise. A counsellor and campers make up stories about their first time after getting trapped in a cave. Not sure why seventeen year olds are campers and not counsellors.

    Early Troma comedy is just as unwatchable as their later efforts. Decent premise. A counsellor and campers make up stories about their first time after getting trapped in a cave. Not sure why seventeen year olds are campers and not counsellors.

  • Feb 07, 2012

    This has to be one of the Best 80's sex comedies I personally think its way better than Porky's. It is really funny and the soundtrack is great. I think its one of the Best films Troma came out with. I just dont htink it has gotten the recognition it deserves so I give it 2 thumbs up. I wish they had more movies like this everyone could use a good laugh and its very creative and original. Movies nowadays lack both.

    This has to be one of the Best 80's sex comedies I personally think its way better than Porky's. It is really funny and the soundtrack is great. I think its one of the Best films Troma came out with. I just dont htink it has gotten the recognition it deserves so I give it 2 thumbs up. I wish they had more movies like this everyone could use a good laugh and its very creative and original. Movies nowadays lack both.

  • Jul 07, 2011

    A tremendously perverted early Troma sex comedy featuring an abundance of gratuitous nudity, an absolutely retarded sense of humor, and wonderful cartoon sound effects. I give it two dicks up!

    A tremendously perverted early Troma sex comedy featuring an abundance of gratuitous nudity, an absolutely retarded sense of humor, and wonderful cartoon sound effects. I give it two dicks up!

  • Mar 01, 2011

    An early Kaufman great. It's on NQ. Get some cheap laughs

    An early Kaufman great. It's on NQ. Get some cheap laughs

  • Dec 16, 2010

    I actually did laugh at a few lines like "This would be easier than fucking a tomato", and there were a few sight gags that did make me chuckle loudly. I could probably count those times on one hand. And I guess there are some nice boosoms. The rest of it is obnoxious sex-shit comedy, a Porky's knock-off at camp that unfortunately doesn't go far enough to anticipate 127 Hours. Now if they had to cut off some genitals to stay alive (mostly testicles) it might be a better night out.

    I actually did laugh at a few lines like "This would be easier than fucking a tomato", and there were a few sight gags that did make me chuckle loudly. I could probably count those times on one hand. And I guess there are some nice boosoms. The rest of it is obnoxious sex-shit comedy, a Porky's knock-off at camp that unfortunately doesn't go far enough to anticipate 127 Hours. Now if they had to cut off some genitals to stay alive (mostly testicles) it might be a better night out.

  • Aj V Super Reviewer
    Sep 06, 2010

    Not a good movie by any means, but a very fun teen sex comedy if you're in the mood for that kind of movie. I enjoyed it most of the time, but overall it's just okay.

    Not a good movie by any means, but a very fun teen sex comedy if you're in the mood for that kind of movie. I enjoyed it most of the time, but overall it's just okay.

  • Aug 02, 2010

    This wasn't the worst thing that Troma has released but it wasn't very good either. People stuck in a cave talking about their first sexual times so there was nudity and some jokes but fairly lame.

    This wasn't the worst thing that Troma has released but it wasn't very good either. People stuck in a cave talking about their first sexual times so there was nudity and some jokes but fairly lame.

  • Jul 12, 2010

    A touch better than your average Troma but it's still idiotic tripe.

    A touch better than your average Troma but it's still idiotic tripe.

  • Jul 05, 2010

    Early Troma comedy is just as unwatchable as their later efforts. Decent premise. A counsellor and campers make up stories about their first time after getting trapped in a cave. Not sure why seventeen year olds are campers and not counsellors.

    Early Troma comedy is just as unwatchable as their later efforts. Decent premise. A counsellor and campers make up stories about their first time after getting trapped in a cave. Not sure why seventeen year olds are campers and not counsellors.