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The Five-Year Engagement Quotes

  • George Barnes: The first important thing to remember about marriage is that it requires commitment. The second is that so does insanity.


  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. It's your wedding - you only get a few of these!


  • Tom: I want to be alone, but I want you here.


  • Violet: I've dreamt about those receipts since I was a little girl
    Violet: I've dreamt about those receipts since I was a little girl.


  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: The worst choice you can make, is no choice at all.


  • Violet Barnes: I don't think we can figure out all of our problems before we get married, but I promise you that I will just love you every step of the way.


  • Alex Eilhauer: "Nothing but porcelain...Poosh"
    Alex Eilhauer: Nothing but porcelain...Poosh.


  • Tarquin: C is for condom!


  • Tarquin: If I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.


  • Audrey: I'm going to stop before I say something mean!


  • Audrey: Tom! Be more Indian!


  • Audrey: Your getting fat!
    Audrey: You're getting fat!


  • Tarquin: I'm sorry I wasn't Made In China!


  • Alex Eilhauer: It feels like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's Dick!


  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: There is no perfect cookie!


  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.


  • Not Zach: Hey Professor!
    Not Zach: Hey professor!


  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. This is your wedding. You only get a few of these.


  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.


  • Violet: Can't wait to tell Tom.


  • Violet: That's a fire hydrant!


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