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  • M. Gustave: I suppose you would call that a draw...


  • M. Gustave: It's you! Thank you! Thank you! You sweet, kind man.


  • Henckels: Cease fire! Cease fire! Stop it! Who's shooting who?
    Dmitri: That's Gustave H! The escaped murderer and art thief! I got him cornered!
    M. Gustave: That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killings of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X. and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
    Henckels: ...Nobody move! Everybody's under arrest!


  • Serge X.: However, I pulled another copy.
    M. Gustave: A second copy of the second will?
    Serge X.: Mhm.
    M. Gustave: And? Where is it? Well what's it all about dammit don't keep us in suspense this has been a complete fucking nightmare! Just tell us what the fuck is going on!!!


  • Lobby Boy: What happened?
    M. Gustave: What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living sh*t out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win their respect. You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning. He's actually become a dear friend. You'll meet him, I hope so.


  • M. Gustave: Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. People fear they won't get what they want. The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved and they will open up like a flower.


  • Dmitri: This man is a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!
    M. Gustave: I go to bed with all my friends.


  • Henckels: By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe-und-Taxis.
    M. Gustave: I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it. [runs away]
    M. Gustave: I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it?


  • M. Gustave: You're looking so well darling, you really are. I don't know what sort of cream they put on you down at the morgue but, I want some.


  • Deputy Kovacs: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?


  • M. Gustave: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.


  • Zero Moustafa: Don't flirt with her.


  • M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack by the way.
    Zero Moustafa: She was 84.
    M. Gustave: I've had older.


  • M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
    Zero Moustafa: She was eighty-two.
    M. Gustave: I've had older.


  • Deputy Kovacs: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?


  • M. Gustave: You cannot simply arrest him because he is a bloody immigrant.


  • M. Gustave: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.


  • M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way
    M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
    Zero Moustafa: She was 84
    Zero Moustafa: She was 84.


  • M. Gustave: She's charming. She's so charming.
    Zero Moustafa: Is he flirting with you ?
    Zero Moustafa: Is he flirting with you?
    Agatha: Yes
    Agatha: Yes.
    M. Gustave: I approve of this union.


  • M. Gustave: I go to bed with all my friends
    M. Gustave: I go to bed with all my friends.


  • M. Gustave: I go to sleep with all of my friends.


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