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  • Maj. Marquis Warren: You believe in Jesus now, huh bitch? Well good. 'Cause you 'bout to meet him.

  • Chris Mannix: Like I said, friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage!
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

  • Chris Mannix: [Before stepping into the coach, after John Ruth and Major Marquis Warren shake hands on protecting each other's bounties from him] Well, ain't love grand? Y'all wanna lie on the ground and make snow angels together?
    Chris Mannix: Well, ain't love grand? Y'all wanna lie on the ground and make snow angels together?

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: Yeah, Warren, that's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs, and say it's an accident, but you can't just shoot 'em.

  • Daisy Domergue: John Ruth!
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Yeah?
    Daisy Domergue: Can I play that guitar over there ?
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Yeah. You come back with anything else but a guitar, my pistol plays a tune; Domergue's Death March. You got it?
    Daisy Domergue: Yeah-yeah-yeah. I got it.

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: Move a little sudden or a little strange, you gon' get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question, a bullet.

  • Chris Mannix: Well cut my legs off and call me "Shorty"!
    Chris Mannix: Well cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

  • O.B. Jackson: Jesus Christ! That door's a whore!

  • Chris Mannix: May I sit down sir?
    Gen. Sanford Smithers: According to the Yankees, 'It's a free country'..
    Gen. Sanford Smithers: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.

  • Oswaldo Mobray: "Kick it in! Kick it in!"
    Oswaldo Mobray: Kick it in! Kick it in!

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: That's the trouble with old people. You can push them down the stairs and pretend it's an accident, but you just can't shoot 'em.

  • Chris Mannix: Y'all having a bounty hunter picnic?!
    Chris Mannix: Y'all having a bounty hunter picnic?

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: You're gonna make a deal.....with this diabolical bitch?!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: You're gonna make a deal.....with this diabolical bitch?

  • Chris Mannix: Now throw out your pistol!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one..
    Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!!
    Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!
    Jody: I ain't got another pistol!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon' kill this bitch!

  • Chris Mannix: Well, like I said friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

  • Daisy Domergue: That nigger like to bust my jaw..

  • Daisy Domergue: When you get to hell, tell them Daisy sent you
    Daisy Domergue: When you get to hell, tell them Daisy sent you.

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: You only need to hang mean bastards, but Mean Bastards, you-need-to-hang!

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: How d'you like THAT, you bushwackin' castrator!?
    Maj. Marquis Warren: How d'you like that, you bushwackin' castrator?

  • Chris Mannix: Now throw out your pistol!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one..
    Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol!!
    Jody: I ain't got another pistol!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon' kill this bitch!

  • Chris Mannix: Well, like I said friend, you got me at a bit of a disadvantage.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.

  • Oswaldo Mobray: The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck, will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion, is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion, is always in danger, of not being justice.

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: Nobody said the job was gonna be easy
    Maj. Marquis Warren: Nobody said it was that hard either!

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: Well, shit. Now that I blowed his face off... Marco ain't worth a pesso!

  • Jody: How ya doin', dummy?
    Daisy Domergue: Better now I see your ugly face.

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: Now Daisy, I want us to work out a..signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face; that means SHUT UP!
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Now Daisy, I want us to work out a..signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face; that means shut up!

  • Oswaldo Mobray: If you're found guilty, the poeple of Red Rock will hang you in the Town Square. And as the Hang Man, I will perform the execution. And, if all those things end up taking place, that's what civilized society calls 'Justice'. , However, if the relatives, and the loved ones of the person you murdered were outside that door right now, and after BUSTING down that door....they drag you out into the snow and hang you up by the neck, that would be Frontier Justice. To me it doesn't matter what you did. When I hang you I'll get no satisfaction from your death. It's my job. I hang you in Red Rock, I move on to the next town..I hang someone else there.

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: No offense, cowboy-fella, just gettin' your attention.
    Joe Gage: Yeah well, you got it.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Whatchyu writin' friend?
    Joe Gage: The only thing I'm qualified to write about.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: What's that?
    Joe Gage: My life story.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: You're writing your life story..?
    Joe Gage: You bet I am.
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Am I init?
    Joe Gage: ....you just entered it.

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: One of them fellas, is NOT what he-says-he-is.
    O.B. Jackson: What is he?
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: He's in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. One of them.. or maybe even two of them is here to see Domergue goes free.
    Maj. Marquis Warren: Are you sure you ain't just being paranoid?
    John "The Hangman" Ruth: Our best bet is this duplicitous fella ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here. He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait. If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting. He'll try and create his opportunity.. And that's when Mr.Jumpy reveals hisself!
    Maj. Marquis Warren: What do you got to say about all this?
    Daisy Domergue: What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's ABSOLUTELY right! Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots! And we're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep; that's when we gonna kill y'all.

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: Y'all keep your mouth shut and do what I tell ya'. Anybody opens their mouth, gonna get a bullet. Anybody moves a little weird....little sudden--gonna get a bullet. Not a warning. Not a question; a bullet. Let me hear you say, 'I got it'.

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: Got room...for one more?

  • Maj. Marquis Warren: Startin' to see pictures ain't ya?

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: This here is Daisy Domergue. She's wanted dead or alive for murder, so when that sun comes out, I'm taking this woman to hell!

  • John "The Hangman" Ruth: One of these men is not what he says he is.

  • O.B. Jackson: Got room for one 'mo?

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