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  • Vince Ricardo: Shell! SERPENTINE Shell!
    ‐ Submitted by Robert L (3 years ago)

  • Cab Driver: Mrs. Edelman cannot open her mouth! She cannot bite down!
    ‐ Submitted by Marc S (3 years ago)

  • Gen. Garcia: In 72 Hours the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.
    ‐ Submitted by Alan D (4 years ago)

  • Sheldon Kornpett: It was instinct. I went crazy.
    ‐ Submitted by Alan D (4 years ago)

  • Gen. Garcia: These are the BEST security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!
    ‐ Submitted by Alan D (4 years ago)

  • Sheldon Kornpett: The OCEAN?! It's over the OCEAN to Scranton, Pennsylvania?
    ‐ Submitted by Alan D (4 years ago)

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