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The In-Laws Quotes

  • Vince Ricardo: Shell! SERPENTINE Shell!


  • Cab Driver: Mrs. Edelman cannot open her mouth! She cannot bite down!
    Sheldon S. Kornpett, D.D.S.: Mrs. Edelman cannot open her mouth! She cannot bite down!


  • Gen. Garcia: in 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will COLLAPSE like a wet taco!
    Gen. Garcia: In 72 Hours the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.


  • Sheldon Kornpett: "It was instinct. I went crazy."
    Sheldon Kornpett: It was instinct. I went crazy.


  • Gen. Garcia: "These are the BEST security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!"
    Gen. Garcia: These are the BEST security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!


  • Sheldon Kornpett: "The OCEAN?!?! It's over the OCEAN to Scranton, Pennsylvania?!?!"
    Sheldon Kornpett: The OCEAN?! It's over the OCEAN to Scranton, Pennsylvania?


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