The In-Laws Quotes
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- Vince Ricardo: Shell! SERPENTINE Shell!‐ Submitted by Robert L (3 years ago)
- Cab Driver: Mrs. Edelman cannot open her mouth! She cannot bite down!‐ Submitted by Marc S (3 years ago)
- Gen. Garcia: In 72 Hours the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.
- Sheldon Kornpett: It was instinct. I went crazy.
- Gen. Garcia: These are the BEST security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!
- Sheldon Kornpett: The OCEAN?! It's over the OCEAN to Scranton, Pennsylvania?