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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Quotes

  • Jane: Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?
    Burt Wonderstone: No, I've slept with plenty of lesbians.


  • Burt Wonderstone: Steve Gray Just mumbles and cuts himself. Anyone can do that! I have a niece that does that!


  • Burt Wonderstone: He put a dog in my pants. He put a live dog in my pants. No one's ever done that to me before!


  • Burt Wonderstone: I quit the business, I don't read the trades, and I'm late for my coma.


  • Steve Gray: Tada!


  • Burt Wonderstone: (To Anton) Ow! I hit my knee on your face!
    Burt Wonderstone: Ow! I hit my knee on your face!


  • Burt Wonderstone: I'm Burt Wonderstone!
    Anton Marvelton: And I'm Anton Marvelton!
    Burt Wonderstone: But, of course, you already knew that...
    Burt Wonderstone: But, of course, you already knew that.


  • Steve Gray: I forgot my drill.


  • Steve Gray: Your skin makes me cry.


  • Doug Munny: Prepare to have your brain raped!


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