• PG-13, 1 hr. 40 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Don Scardino
    In Theaters:
    Mar 15, 2013 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 25, 2013
  • Warner Bros. Pictures

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Quotes

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    1. Jane: Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?
    2. Burt Wonderstone: No, I've slept with plenty of lesbians.
    – Submitted by Frances H (20 days ago)
    1. Burt Wonderstone: Steve Gray Just mumbles and cuts himself. Anyone can do that! I have a niece that does that!
    – Submitted by Moe J (6 months ago)
    1. Burt Wonderstone: He put a dog in my pants. He put a live dog in my pants. No one's ever done that to me before!
    – Submitted by Scott R (6 months ago)
    1. Burt Wonderstone: I quit the business, I don't read the trades, and I'm late for my coma.
    – Submitted by Brian L (11 months ago)
    1. Steve Gray: Tada!
    – Submitted by Christine S (12 months ago)
    1. Burt Wonderstone: Ow! I hit my knee on your face!
    – Submitted by Moe J (15 months ago)
    1. Burt Wonderstone: I'm Burt Wonderstone!
    2. Anton Marvelton: And I'm Anton Marvelton!
    3. Burt Wonderstone: But, of course, you already knew that.
    – Submitted by Gavin K (15 months ago)
    1. Steve Gray: I forgot my drill.
    – Submitted by Rob B (15 months ago)
    1. Steve Gray: Your skin makes me cry.
    – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)
    1. Doug Munny: Prepare to have your brain raped!
    – Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)

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