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The LEGO Movie Quotes

  • Emmet: Awesome!


  • Emmet: Introducing the double-decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!
    Wyldstyle/Lucy: That is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
    Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this. That idea is just. The worst.


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Come with me if you want to not die.


  • Spaceman Benny: Spaceship!


  • Duplo: We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.


  • Bad Cop/Good Cop: I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere.


  • Emmet: We're going to crash into the sun!
    Batman: Yeah, but it's going to look very cool.


  • Batman: This is not how Batman dies!


  • Vitruvius: This MasterBuilder will thwart The Kragle and save the realm And be the greatest, Most interesting, Most important person of all times. All of this is true Because it rhymes.


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Today shall now be known as Freedom Friday... But on a Tuesday


  • Uni-Kitty: Stay... positive......stay.........ah, forget it! DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!


  • Batman: I only use black.. and sometimes dark shades of gray.


  • Vitruvius: Emmett you didn't let me finish, because I died.


  • Vitruvius: He's coming, cover your butt.


  • Spaceman Benny: Underwater spaceship!


  • Superman: I super hate you right now.


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Come with me if you want to not die.


  • Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself... would still be better than this.


  • Emmet: You, don't have to be the bad guy.


  • Batman: To the Batmobile! Dang it!
    Wonder Woman: To the invisible jet! Dang it!


  • President Business: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me!


  • Emmet: I think I just heard a whoosh.


  • Han Solo: Come on, Chewie! Hit the hyperdrive!


  • President Business: Sorry it's just business... lord business.


  • President Business: Back from the dead, Brickowski?


  • Vitruvius: The prophecy, I made it up.
    Emmet: What?! So I'm not the special?


  • Green Lantern: Superman! We're roommates!


  • Spaceman Benny: You're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here!


  • Bad Cop/Good Cop: Sorry, Mom, Dad, I've got a job to do.


  • Emmet: He's expecting us to build a bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow and sparkle spaceship!
    Batman: One of those ideas sounded good.


  • Emmet: O.K., what would Lord Business least expect us to do?
    Spaceman Benny: Build a spaceship?
    Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
    Uni-Kitty: Marry a marshmallow!
    Emmet: No! To follow the instructions.


  • Emmet: O.K., what would Lord Business least expect us to do?
    Spaceman Benny: Build a spaceship?
    Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
    Uni-Kitty: Marry a marshmallow!
    Emmet: No! To follow the instructions.


  • Abraham Lincoln: A house divided...would be better than this.
    Emmet: Hey, Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back!


  • President Business: All I'm looking for is total perfection.


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Found your pants, series is over!


  • Emmet: O.K., I'm just going to come right out and say I have no idea what's going on.


  • President Business: This rebellion is over!


  • President Business: Nobody ever said I was special!


  • Batman: Batman isn't supposed to die like this!


  • Bad Cop/Good Cop: I can't do it! They're innocent!
    President Business: I knew it! Your good cop side has made you soft!


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: And by the way, I have a boyfriend.
    Emmet: I don't entirely know why you brought that up.


  • Emmet: I know what you're thinking, he's the least qualified person to lead us...and you're right!


  • President Business: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about.
    Emmet: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about.


  • Metal Beard: First law of the sea: Never place your rear end on a pirate's face.


  • Batman: He's the hero you deserve.


  • Duplo: Hello we are here to destroy you.


  • Batman: Thats a bat-pun.


  • Emmet: Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.


  • Emmet: I think I heard a whoosh.


  • Uni-Kitty: Stay positive!
    Uni-Kitty: Oh forget it! Rahhh!


  • Uni-Kitty: Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this working?
    Octan Robot: Yes!
    Uni-Kitty: Yey!


  • Spaceman Benny: Spaceship!


  • Bad Cop/Good Cop: You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.
    Emmet: That's disgusting!


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: We rather have him die!
    Emmet: I rather have him not die.


  • Uni-Kitty: Stay positive, stay positive.


  • Emmet: You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you still can change everything.


  • Vitruvius: You got this, bro.


  • Superman: I super hate you.


  • Uni-Kitty: Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this working?
    Octan Robot: Yes.
    Uni-Kitty: Yay!


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Found your pants! Series is over!


  • Vitruvius: I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.


  • Batman: If you want this relationship to work, I have be able to hang out with bunch of dudes I don't know whenever I want.


  • Emmet: Overpriced coffee! Yes!


  • Larry the Barista: That'll be $45.


  • Shaq: Aww.. They were ready for this.


  • Voice of Computer: There are no resturaunts named "deactivate" in your area.


  • Emmet: Hey…I'm also dark and bruting- Oh look a rainbow!


  • Emmet: If you don't see that, then you are as blind as a person whose eyes... stopped working.


  • Emmet: I know what you are thinking. He is the least qualified person to lead us, and you were right.


  • Emmet: And always be sure to keep the soap out of your ah!!!


  • Emmet: Introducing the double decker couch! So everybody can watch TV together and be buddies!
    Wyldstyle/Lucy: That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
    Vitruvius: Let me handle this Wyldstyle. That idea is just the worst.


  • Batman: Obviously, like all my movies, Batman is the main character... And this is no exception.


  • Uni-Kitty: With rainbows!


  • Batman: Who's Bruce Wayne? He sounds like a cool guy!


  • Uni-Kitty: Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land!


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Here are your pants, series is over!


  • Vitruvius: I liked Emmet before it was cool.


  • Batman: We'll just have to wing it. That's a bat pun.


  • Shaq: I guess they were ready for that.


  • Wyldstyle/Lucy: Come with me if you want to not die.


  • President Business: Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week.


  • Batman: First try!


  • Emmet: I know. He is the least qualified person to lead us. And you are right.


  • Batman: I only work in Black and sometimes very, very dark grey.
    Batman: I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.


  • Emmet: Okay, I think I got it, but just in case say it all over again I wasn't listening
    Emmet: Okay, I think I got it, but just in case say it all over again I wasn't listening.


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