Harry: I can give you the ten commandments in ten words: Don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.


Professor John Oldman: (Regarding belief in God): As Laplace said, "I have no need of that Hypothesis." He may be around, though.
Professor John Oldman: As Laplace said, "I have no need of that Hypothesis." He may be around though.


Professor John Oldman: Piety is not what the lessons bring to the people. It's the mistakes they bring to the lessons.


Harry: Edith, I was raised on the Torah, my wife on the Qu'Ran, my eldest son is an Atheist, my youngest is a scientologist, my daughter is studying Hinduism, I imagine there is room there for a holy war in my living room, but we practice live and let live
Harry: Edith, I was raised on the Torah, my wife on the Qu'Ran, my eldest son is an Atheist, my youngest is a scientologist, my daughter is studying Hinduism, I imagine there is room there for a holy war in my living room, but we practice live and let live.


Dan: I'm going home and watch Star Trek for a dose of sanity.