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  • Mark Watney: I am definitely going to die up here ... if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music.

  • Mark Watney: I admit it's fatally dangerous, but I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.

  • Mark Watney: [after finding out the intercept distance is too far] Did you say 312? Yeah, I'll just wave to you guys as I go by.
    Mark Watney: Did you say 312? Yeah, I'll just wave to you guys as I go by.

  • Mark Watney: At some point, everything's gonna go south on you and you're going to say, this is it. This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That's all it is. You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem and you solve the next one, and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home.

  • Mark Watney: What the fuck? What the fuck?

  • Mark Watney: When I get back home, I want all the praise to go towards me.
    Beth Johanssen: I should have left this guy on mars.
    Melissa Lewis: I should have left this guy on mars.

  • Mark Watney: Fear my botany powers, Mars!
    Mark Watney: Mars will come to fear my botany powers.

  • Mark Watney: Mark Watney: If the oxygenator breaks down, I'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks down, I'll die of thirst. If the Hab beaches, I'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen. I'll eventually run out of food and starve to death. So yeah. I'm fucked.
    Mark Watney: If the oxygenator breaks down, I'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks down, I'll die of thirst. If the Hab beaches, I'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen. I'll eventually run out of food and starve to death. So yeah. I'm fucked.

  • Mark Watney: They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!

  • Mark Watney: I am dipping this potato in crushed up Vicodin. And no one can stop me."
    Mark Watney: I am dipping this potato in crushed up Vicodin. And no one can stop me.

  • Mark Watney: I blew myself up.

  • Mark Watney: Of course I'm going to be the fastest man to ever travel in space, because they're sending me up in a convertible.

  • Mark Watney: Are you f--ing kidding me?
    Mark Watney: Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Mark Watney: “It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup”
    Mark Watney: It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup.

  • Mark Watney: Do the math. Solve the problem.

  • Mark Watney: Did anybody ever tell you that you have the worst taste in music?

  • Mark Watney: Fuck you, Mars
    Mark Watney: Fuck you, Mars.

  • Mark Watney: No, I will not "turn the beat around"

  • Mark Watney: Mark Watney, Space Pirate.

  • Mark Watney: Hi, I'm Mark Watney and I'm still alive... obviously.

  • Teddy Sanders: If we are going to have a secret project called "Elrond", then I want my code name to be "Glorfindel".

  • Mark Watney: Every human being has a basic instinct: to help each other out. If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do.

  • Mark Watney: I wanna be like Iron Man.

  • Mark Watney: I am the greatest botanist on this planet.

  • Mark Watney: I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.

  • Mark Watney: In your face Neil Armstrong.

  • Mark Watney: This will come as quite a shock to my crew mates. And to N.A.S.A. And to the world. But I'm still alive. Surprise!

  • Mark Watney: I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this...

  • Mark Watney: In your face Neil Armstrong.

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