The Pirates! Band of Misfits - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

The Pirates! Band of Misfits Quotes

  • The Pirate Captain: You'll see. I will be Pirate of the Year! And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces. And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do.


  • The Pirate Captain: [looks at Charles Darwin's house] You don't get many girls, do you?


  • The Pirate Captain: Now listen Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. I've betrayed my pirate honor, you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom.


  • The Albino Pirate: Wee! I'm a floating head!


  • The Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just "big boned".
    The Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just 'big boned'.
    Black Bellamy: She's fat dude.


  • Pirate Captain: Its us, the pirates, masters of disguise.


  • The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate: Are you gonna...[changes voice to sound deeper] Are you gonna enter again.
    The Pirate Captain: Why yes I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous pirate.
    The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate: [Blushes]


  • Queen Victoria: What is your name Pirate Captain?
    The Pirate Captain: They call me "The Pirate Captain"!
    The Pirate Captain: They call me 'The Pirate Captain'!


  • The Pirate King: [To The Pirate Captain] You are a pirate no more!
    The Pirate King: [to the Pirate Captain] You are a pirate no more!


  • Albino Pirate: And I thought it was a chance to catch exotic diseases!


  • Albino Pirate: I've got a badge for looting!


  • The Pirate with a Scarf: You can't just say arrrgh after every sentence and expect it to make everything alright!


  • The Albino Pirate: nobody here but us girl scouts!
    The Albino Pirate: Nobody here but us girl-scouts!


  • Cutlass Liz: Hello, boys.
    The Pirate Captain: Duh.


  • The Pirate Captain: Seriously. Duh.


  • Cutlass Liz: That trophy has got my name on it.


  • Queen Victoria: I HATE PIRATES!


  • The Pirate with a Scarf: See! I told you!


  • The Pirate with Gout: (This) makes electricity look like a pile of crap.
    The Pirate with Gout: This makes electricity look like a pile of crap.


  • The Pirate Captain: Fire all things that go bang!


  • Pirate Captain: Laugh in the face of danger!
    Albino Pirate: I really don't like danger at all.


  • The Pirate Captain: Polly's not fat, she's just big boned..
    The Pirate Captain: Polly's not fat, she's just big boned.


  • Pirate Captain: It's only impossible if you stop to think about it.


  • Pirate Captain: Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...


  • The Pirate Captain: Let's go plundering!


Find More Movie Quotes