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The Princess and the Cobbler (The Thief and the Cobbler) Quotes

  • Zigzag: I can restore you the balls although they may be lost.
    King Nod: I'll give you anything Zigzag! Just do it!
    Nurse/Good Witch: As my peril will be dire, you must grant my heart's desire!
    King Nod: Wich is?
    Zigzag: I require, Sire, your daughter Yum Yum to wed...
    King Nod: You want my daughter...? Never! Never, ever! Get out! OUT!!!!
    King Nod: You want my daughter? Never! Never, ever! Get out! OUT!

  • King Nod: THE BALLS ARE GONE!!! MY KINGDOM WILL COME TO DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!!!!!
    King Nod: THE BALLS ARE GONE! MY KINGDOM WILL COME TO DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!
    King Nod: The balls are gone! My kingdom will come to destruction and death!

  • Zigzag: (to King Nod, about his nightmare/ vision) Calm down your highness... Invaders, One-Eyes? But this is against what has been prophecized! For has it not been written that we are safe from any threat, As long as the three balls stay on the Minaret?
    Zigzag: [to King Nod, about his nightmare/ vision] Calm down your highness... Invaders, One-Eyes? But this is against what has been prophecized! For has it not been written that we are safe from any threat, As long as the three balls stay on the Minaret?

  • Zigzag: Men are fools who walk in dreams. They sleep their lives away... But I, Zigzag, will reign supreme, for they are easy prey... Eh, Phido?

  • Zigzag: (looking down on the city) Asleep, asleep, they're all asleep! But I am quite awake! I rise above the human heap! The world is mine to take!
    Zigzag: [looking down on the city] Asleep, asleep, they're all asleep! But I am quite awake! I rise above the human heap! The world is mine to take!

  • One-Eye: I shall gnaw the Golden City to the bone! (bites ham) And I shall spit it out! (spits out ham)
    One-Eye: I shall gnaw the Golden City to the bone! [bites ham] And I shall spit it out! [spits out ham]

  • Zigzag: (At polo match) In honor of King Nod, beloved by all, comence the game! In short, play ball!
    Zigzag: [at polo match] In honor of King Nod, beloved by all, comence the game! In short, play ball!

  • One-Eye: None shall escape...
    Zigzag: Except for the princess! That we agreed. She is the price for my treacherous deed!

  • One-Eye: You say you can charm beasts?
    Zigzag: Yes...
    One-Eye: Huh huh huh... Throw him to the alligators!

  • Thief: They should have a sign that says beware of signs.

  • Princess Yum Yum: Who is this?
    Zigzag: (to King Nod) oh greatest king of all the earth! This lowborn cobbler of no worth Attacked me in the market today! Shall we take his head away?
    Zigzag: [to King Nod] oh greatest king of all the earth! This lowborn cobbler of no worth. Attacked me in the market today! Shall we take his head away?

  • Zigzag: I'm taking my balls and leaving!

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