The Rig Reviews
Talk about a lot of nothin' going on! This thing moves slower than tickets for a Spice Girls reunion concert. The original music score is written on a Wagner-like timescale, moaning along during what seems like 90% of the running time which I realized was a ploy to try and distract from the complete lack of action or drama onscreen. Desperate for content, they even include flashbacks to scenes that happened 2 minutes earlier! Dan Benson is so terrible in his mercifully small role that he obviously got the job because his brother/cousin/relative James Benson wrote the script, and as part of that allowance he had to wear the monster costume too - no joke!
There are about one-and-a-half scares to be found, the rest is a lopsided battle with boredom.
The idea of being stuck on an oil rig and unleashing some type of creature is a concept I love to bits, sadly seems not many films have pulled it off into a decent film... with the exception of "Megalodon" and "Proteus", I have hated every single other attempt so far... shame.