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  • Richmond Valentine: He made my kill professor Arnold I god damn loved Professor Arnold
    Richmond Valentine: He made my kill professor Arnold I god damn loved Professor Arnold.


  • Richmond Valentine: Now this is a dope top hat.


  • Richmond Valentine: Now this is a dope top hat.


  • Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic wh*re, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
    Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.


  • Gary "Eggsy" Unwin: You shot a dog just to get a fucking job?


  • Gary "Eggsy" Unwin: So what does this do? Electrocute someone?
    Harry Hart: Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade.
    Gary "Eggsy" Unwin: Shut Up!


  • Harry Hart: Limits must be tested.


  • Richmond Valentine: I trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y'all talk so funny.


  • Harry Hart: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely day, madam.


  • Gazelle: But sir, that will cost millions!
    Richmond Valentine: Does it look like i give a fuck?


  • Richmond Valentine: It's not that kind of a movie.
    Richmond Valentine: This ain't that kind of movie.


  • Harry Hart: Are we going to stand here all day, or are we going to fight?


  • Harry Hart: Manners maketh man.


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