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The Sitter Quotes

  • Noah: Mum, tell whoever's on the phone that there's a perfect pancake.


  • Noah: respect it , don't neglect it
    Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it.


  • Rodrigo: "I bite off your ear, then you don't hear nothing!"
    Rodrigo: I bite off your ear, then you don't hear nothing!


  • Noah: These are not children! They are little people! This woman has children who have children!!!
    Noah: These are not children! They are little people! This woman has children who have children!
    Blithe: Hiiiii; I'm a grandma!
    Blithe: Hi, I'm a grandma!


  • Karl: I am now accepting applications for my 8th bestfriend..
    Karl: I am now accepting applications for my 8th best friend.


  • Blithe: Lookin' all fly on my way to the club, gonna dance all night, and get fucked up!


  • Noah: What, is there shit on my face?


  • Blithe: The bible is a hot book.


  • Karl: "you're as queer as a football bat".
    Karl: You're as queer as a football bat, and that's fine.


  • Karl: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.


  • Noah: No fear, just tears
    Noah: No fear, just tears.


  • Noah: My name is Noah Jay bird. Ka-kaaa.


  • Karl: i let my haters be my motivators
    Karl: I let my haters be my motivators!


  • Noah: Treat it, don't beat it.


  • Noah: He is not a babysitter, he is a "do as i say or i'll kill you" baby sitter
    Noah: I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.


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