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  • Wally: Look at us, running around. Always rushed, always late. I guess that's why they call it the human race. What we crave most in this world is connection. For some people it happens at first site. It's when you know you know. It's fate working its magic. And that's great for them. They get to live in a pop song. Ride the express train. But that's not the way it really works. For the rest of us, it's a bit less romantic. It's complicated, it's messy. It's about horrible timing, and fumbled opportunities. And not being able to say what you need to say when you need to say it. At least, that's the way it was for me.


  • Sebastian: Do you ever scared you could have Parkinson's disease?
    Wally: Not specifically Parkinson’s disease but, I am not going to lie I have had my doubts of hypochondriac.
    Wally: Not specifically Parkinson's disease but, I am not going to lie I have had my doubts of hypochondriac.
    Sebastian: What’s that?
    Sebastian: What's that?
    Wally: That’s thinking you have diseases that you don’t really have.
    Wally: That's thinking you have diseases that you don't really have.
    Sebastian: OMG I have that.


  • Wally: Because getting old sucks, most people don’t accomplish what they hope to and they realize there most likely not going to. They end up living this quiet life of denial and you know brushing birthdays under the rug becomes a big part of that.
    Wally: Because getting old sucks, most people don't accomplish what they hope to and they realize there most likely not going to. They end up living this quiet life of denial and you know brushing birthdays under the rug becomes a big part of that.


  • Sebastian: I'm having a birthday party!
    Wally: Oh yah you enjoy that, There is going to comes a time in your life when you don’t want people to know it’s your birthday.
    Sebastian: Why wouldn’t anyone want people to know about their birthday?


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