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Francisco G.
Super Reviewer
March 23, 2012
This is probably one of the biggest recent pieces of trash cinema I recall seeing in a long time.

Something in the water turns man into woman-murderous psychopaths... with massive and explicit hard-ons. That's all you need to know.

Keeping it short: it's completly devoid of any logic, filled with nonsense, violence, random moments, outrageous jokes, chauvinism and lastly, it's disgusting in every way possible. All of the bodily fluids (and solids) you don't wanna see are all here in full detail. Wish the middle section was shorter and a bit more outrageous but it's still pretty funny. In company of your friends and a lot of beers this will be the best time you could have.
March 19, 2014
Post-apocalyptic sci-fi/action/horror from the folks at Troma studios, The Taint plays out like an idiotic, slapstick version of "The Screwfly Solution." Tainted water has turned men into misogynistic psychopaths who seek only to rape and murder women. Filled with bodily fluids, The Taint is a stupid, offensive, and somewhat cleverly satirical film that mashes genres together into a sickening, hilarious, and insane hybrid that only Troma could have created.
February 25, 2015
If your looking for trash reminiscent of the old days of Troma look no further. It doesn't get much trashier ,disgusting, or offensive then this.
½ July 1, 2013
Wicked score + phenomenal intentions + Troma = love it or hate it TRASH.
March 16, 2013
A nonsensical Troma like film without the Tromaville references. Overly reliant on the male phallus and actually had a disturbing moment or two...despite horrible line readings and some insanely poor effects.
Francisco G.
Super Reviewer
March 23, 2012
This is probably one of the biggest recent pieces of trash cinema I recall seeing in a long time.

Something in the water turns man into woman-murderous psychopaths... with massive and explicit hard-ons. That's all you need to know.

Keeping it short: it's completly devoid of any logic, filled with nonsense, violence, random moments, outrageous jokes, chauvinism and lastly, it's disgusting in every way possible. All of the bodily fluids (and solids) you don't wanna see are all here in full detail. Wish the middle section was shorter and a bit more outrageous but it's still pretty funny. In company of your friends and a lot of beers this will be the best time you could have.
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