"There are those who consider Texan Meets Calamity Jane as one of the worst westerns ever made. It isn't really, but neither is it one of the best." Oh, yes it is! and not just westerns. Anyone who doesn't think TMCJ (a.k.a. "Calamity Jane Meets the Texan" AND "Calamity Jane AND the Texan") one of the two WORST MOVIES ever made obviously hasn't ever seen it. (You SHOULD see it. It's the baseline.) The only worse movie I ever saw was one that took place at night with two guys talking (and talking) in a rowboat floating down the Amazon (supposedly, doncha know) afraid to put their hands in the water because of piranhas (tension...). I wish I knew the name of this classic, but even more I'd like to know whose back yard koi pond in L.A. where the movie was shot. I don't think they used film. I think it was torn strips of bed sheet. Calamity Jane Meets the Texan was better.