Reviews

May 6, 2021
Sitting in negative digits on the movie-o-meter-as-temperature-scale...
Nov 30, 2020
The changes to the creature, the revealing of its natural state, and the expansion of its mythology detract from the overall terror.
Sep 26, 2020
The actors aren't brilliant here, but much of the film's deficits can be placed squarely upon the shoulders of its first-time helmer.
Jul 11, 2020
Just average, which is sad, really, because there are quite a few missed opportunities in the script that, while they wouldn't have made for a great film, could have made it a fun B-style sci-fi horror movie. I
Jun 8, 2019
I doubt that it will enjoy the same positive re-evaluation later on down the road that its predecessor enjoyed and will quickly fade into obscurity while Carpenter's endures.
Feb 8, 2019
Ultimately, the 2011 The Thing is an acceptable creature feature, but it's unlikely to be anybody's favorite thing, let alone considered the best possible Thing.
Dec 6, 2018
Not only a pale imitation of the previous two incarnations, but also one of the worst films (horror or otherwise) released this year -- avoid at all costs.
Aug 9, 2017
Watching The Thing, I was absolutely stunned by its complete and utter lack of creativity.
Aug 11, 2013
A misguided and generally worthless prequel...
Jun 23, 2013
There's just no sense of dread in this "Thing," no notion that these people are truly at the edge of the world, with nowhere to escape and no one to trust.
Feb 15, 2013
Since Heijningen already had dibs on The Thing's hallowed name, he didn't even bother trying to conjure any of its slow-burning suspense or claustrophobic vibe.
Jan 1, 2013
For a creature feature set on the South Pole, it lacks urgency, or even a sense that it's very cold in Antarctica.
Apr 30, 2012
Gets the externals but can't duplicate the authentic chill and isolation of the original.
Apr 6, 2012
If this take is perfectly passable, it also is distinctly forgettable.
Mar 22, 2012
Can't possibly compare to the film it's inspired by, but if you've not seen the 1982 version, you should find it reasonably harmless, albeit with an increasingly daft climax.
Feb 3, 2012
It does nothing better than John Carpenter's version, but it borrows and steals enough of the stuff that works from his film to carry it to some level of lowest-common-denominator entertainment.
Jan 27, 2012
It reduces things to nothing more than a highlight reel of terror, none of it particularly scary even if what is being presented is done so with a fair amount of skill.
Dec 30, 2011
Pointless prequel to the 1982 sci-fi/horror classic. One of the five worst films of 2011.
Dec 22, 2011
This is the third time I've watched the John W. Campbell Jr. story 'Who Goes There?' unfold. I have to admit the monster in this one is the most disgusting and thereby the most fascinating of all three.
Dec 8, 2011
There are a few tense moments, but the plot is packed full of clichés - imagine, the radio is dead and there's a storm coming!