Reviews

  • Dec 01, 2013

    Confusing story with hollow characters and choppy editing. The dialog is dull and the film never seems to kick off or make much sense.

    Confusing story with hollow characters and choppy editing. The dialog is dull and the film never seems to kick off or make much sense.

  • Mar 31, 2012

    Not really that interesting, but a nice 70s schlockfest.

    Not really that interesting, but a nice 70s schlockfest.

  • Apr 25, 2011

    A cult kidnaps women and uses their blood to create an elixir of immortality... the most accurate portrayal of Scientology ever filmed.

    A cult kidnaps women and uses their blood to create an elixir of immortality... the most accurate portrayal of Scientology ever filmed.

  • Greg S Super Reviewer
    Feb 22, 2011

    Four (American) women in the Philippines are kidnapped by a cult who drink blood for eternal youth and worship a guy named Raoul whose head they've preserved inside a brick of cherry jello. Nice sets and scenery (including the scantily clad female cast) are the only real points of interest in this stupid, stupid film.

    Four (American) women in the Philippines are kidnapped by a cult who drink blood for eternal youth and worship a guy named Raoul whose head they've preserved inside a brick of cherry jello. Nice sets and scenery (including the scantily clad female cast) are the only real points of interest in this stupid, stupid film.

  • Brody M Super Reviewer
    Oct 04, 2010

    I think this movie is 1 of those movies that are so bad its good & thats why I kinda enjoyed it even though I fell asleep a couple times & had to keep hitting rewind.

    I think this movie is 1 of those movies that are so bad its good & thats why I kinda enjoyed it even though I fell asleep a couple times & had to keep hitting rewind.

  • Sep 29, 2010

    Women get Kidnapped to an island where their blood is needed by a cult in order for the Members of the cult to become immortal,its a total Suck fest,terribly acted and terribly Made,an awful film of stunning tedium.

    Women get Kidnapped to an island where their blood is needed by a cult in order for the Members of the cult to become immortal,its a total Suck fest,terribly acted and terribly Made,an awful film of stunning tedium.

  • Aj V Super Reviewer
    Sep 05, 2010

    One of many weird cult themed movies of the 70s, this one has a cult of "vampires", they're really just blood drinkers. It's not all that interesting after you learn that. The actors aren't good, the story isn't great either. I wouldn't recommend seeing it.

    One of many weird cult themed movies of the 70s, this one has a cult of "vampires", they're really just blood drinkers. It's not all that interesting after you learn that. The actors aren't good, the story isn't great either. I wouldn't recommend seeing it.

  • Jul 31, 2010

    So very, very bland.

    So very, very bland.

  • Apr 28, 2010

    I watched this movie awhile ago, and I can't, for the life of me, remember a damn thing about it. Evidently, I was having a good time. And this movie sounds awesome. In any case, I found the notes to the review I wanted to write, and here they are, exactly as I found them: Ah, boobies. A true horror movie has a bongo theme. Bongos and boobies. If I were ever going to marry a man, I'd marry Francesco. He has an awesome jacket. Francesco's woman just got stole by jawas. So, the jawas are Indians . . . Italian women are very placid if you kidnap them. They just look around. They don't try to escape. They're quiet. Always try to kidnap Italian women. Bimbos bimbos everywhere. Seek the guidance of Raoul. Raoul must be a giant jello mold with a head in it. Your movie can only go so far when your bad guy is a fruit cup. Tom Jones sings to Raoul in order to communicate. They confiscated an old Star Trek set for this movie. Time for a panicked run through the Star Trek set. Wake up smelling the hand of the bloody old woman. He's like the tribal James Brown. "This madness is insane!" So, Tom Jones dresses up like a Star Trek James Brown and gets saucy when chicks knock the blood bowl out of his hands. Laura has the feminine appeal of Tom Petty. My, that was a very long "snake-around-the-ankle" scene. Tom Jones, Jungle Explorer. "There is only one way through the jungle, and the others know it as well as I." Her emotions are just shades of disgust. Who knew Tom Jones could be such a load. Never put a ninja star down the front of your pants. That's it. I don't really remember what the hell happened. Sounds like a lot of fun, though. If I watch it again, I'll get back to ya on it.

    I watched this movie awhile ago, and I can't, for the life of me, remember a damn thing about it. Evidently, I was having a good time. And this movie sounds awesome. In any case, I found the notes to the review I wanted to write, and here they are, exactly as I found them: Ah, boobies. A true horror movie has a bongo theme. Bongos and boobies. If I were ever going to marry a man, I'd marry Francesco. He has an awesome jacket. Francesco's woman just got stole by jawas. So, the jawas are Indians . . . Italian women are very placid if you kidnap them. They just look around. They don't try to escape. They're quiet. Always try to kidnap Italian women. Bimbos bimbos everywhere. Seek the guidance of Raoul. Raoul must be a giant jello mold with a head in it. Your movie can only go so far when your bad guy is a fruit cup. Tom Jones sings to Raoul in order to communicate. They confiscated an old Star Trek set for this movie. Time for a panicked run through the Star Trek set. Wake up smelling the hand of the bloody old woman. He's like the tribal James Brown. "This madness is insane!" So, Tom Jones dresses up like a Star Trek James Brown and gets saucy when chicks knock the blood bowl out of his hands. Laura has the feminine appeal of Tom Petty. My, that was a very long "snake-around-the-ankle" scene. Tom Jones, Jungle Explorer. "There is only one way through the jungle, and the others know it as well as I." Her emotions are just shades of disgust. Who knew Tom Jones could be such a load. Never put a ninja star down the front of your pants. That's it. I don't really remember what the hell happened. Sounds like a lot of fun, though. If I watch it again, I'll get back to ya on it.

  • Oct 06, 2009

    What is this 1970's movie about? Scantily clad women being kidnapped and used by a cult as a source of blood for their immortality. Women in cavewoman type costumes, I can handle... but bald men running around the jungle (which looks like it's mostly comprised of pine trees by the way) wearing nothing a loin cloth, is a bit harder.

    What is this 1970's movie about? Scantily clad women being kidnapped and used by a cult as a source of blood for their immortality. Women in cavewoman type costumes, I can handle... but bald men running around the jungle (which looks like it's mostly comprised of pine trees by the way) wearing nothing a loin cloth, is a bit harder.