The Three Musketeers Quotes

  • Cardinal Richelieu: The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled, yet easily defeated.
    Cardinal Richelieu: The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled yet easily defeated.


  • Porthos: Do you know who I am?
    D'Artagnan: Do you know who I am?
    Porthos: No.
    D'Artagnan: Then we're even.


  • Cardinal Richelieu: An airship.
    Louis: How come I don't have one of those!?


  • Constance: Are you always this cocky?
    D'Artagnan: Only on Tuesdays. And when beautiful women are involved.
    Constance: So... You think I'm beautiful?
    D'Artagnan: Actually it's Tuesday.


  • Rochefort: But history isn't written by heroes. It's written by victors.


  • Crowd Member 1: Paul "don't care about his middle initials" Anderson and Uwe Boll must hang out at the same bar and drink the same beer.


  • D'Artagnan: You shouldn't have insulted my horse


  • Lady in Waiting: You think I'm beautiful?
    D'Artagnan: No, it's a Teusday.


  • Porthos: Just forty... it was an off day


  • Porthos: We live in a kingdom controlled by fear.


  • Porthos: There were four of us, against forty of them.


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