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The Three Musketeers Reviews

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October 7, 2015
Paul W. S. Anderson's take on the Dumas classic is almost like the cinematic equivalent of CliffsNotes.
December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
March 19, 2012
It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
March 3, 2012
Never has failure looked this good!
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
January 4, 2012
If you want over-the-top entertainment that doesn't respect the laws of physics, you can't do much better than this.
December 22, 2011
You might mistake the sound of swashbuckling for what it really is: Alexandre Dumas spinning in his grave. Much closer to 'Pirates of the Caribbean' lite than it is to 'The Three Musketeers,' this makes a mess of the classic Dumas tale.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
November 14, 2011
Ugh. Nothing makes sense, it's not funny and the 3D is worthless.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
November 8, 2011
Anderson has crafted a beautiful and rambunctious film that is in many ways a lot more fun than the last few Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
Full Review | Original Score: B
November 3, 2011
The actors should have remained dry-docked instead of shipping out on this big, bloated Three Muske-mess.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
November 2, 2011
A frequent choice for transposing fiction into film, The Three Musketeers returns as an action-filled, slight diversion.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
November 1, 2011
So dumb and goofy and ridiculous that it's actually kind of hard not to like on those terms.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
October 28, 2011
So hammy and campy that Alexander Dumas would scarcely recognize this latest incarnation of his swashbuckling tale.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
October 28, 2011
Have we retained nothing of the lessons of Hudson Hawk? Like that early Nineties comical disaster, The Three Musketeers hinges on the secret machinations of Leonardo da Vinci.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 27, 2011
Gaudy and vulgar ...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
October 26, 2011
Alexandre Dumas isn't merely turning in his grave, he's half way through re-enacting 'Thriller'.
Read More | Original Score: .5/5
October 25, 2011
Logan Lerman's adolescent D'Artagnan has a haircut that makes him look like Ally Sheedy, Christoph Waltz imitates a lisping John Malkovich as Cardinal Richelieu, and Milla Jovovitch turns Milady de Winter into an insipid ninja.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 25, 2011
Swashbuckler for tweens has tons of action but no heart.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 25, 2011
The same old story but with some new twists, a substantial cast, and some energetic special effects.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
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