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The Three Musketeers Reviews

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September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
October 20, 2011
Special effects and 3-D fail to add anything new to this radical, and unsuccessful shake-up of the classic story.
October 21, 2011
Director Paul W.S. Anderson orchestrates his Musketeers with the rhyme and reason of a confetti popper.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 20, 2011
Think the attitude of Pirates of the Caribbean franchise combined with the energy of Anderson's Resident Evil series -- with careless comedy and pantomime pageantry thrown in.
November 3, 2011
The actors should have remained dry-docked instead of shipping out on this big, bloated Three Muske-mess.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 15, 2011
It wouldn't be the end of the world if these sword-fighting ciphers returned. It would just feel like it.
October 29, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: C
October 13, 2011
Too many characters, too many plotlines, too little wit. Anderson throws everything at the wall, but ultimately none of it sticks.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 14, 2011
A pretty straightforward attempt to pick up any slack left by the tiring Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. That's to say, it's preposterous panto for the kiddies.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
October 7, 2015
Paul W. S. Anderson's take on the Dumas classic is almost like the cinematic equivalent of CliffsNotes.
October 21, 2011
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.
October 20, 2011
Seriously: What the hell?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
October 7, 2011
It has more to do with trying to remake Pirates Of The Caribbean in France than with filming Dumas' novel.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 26, 2011
Alexandre Dumas isn't merely turning in his grave, he's half way through re-enacting 'Thriller'.
Read More | Original Score: .5/5
October 21, 2011
An editorial mess, an atonal wreck, and a huge waste of cash from inception to release.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
October 21, 2011
Unfortunately, it's Logan Lerman's D'Artagnan and Milla Jovovich's Milady de Winter who get the largest portions of screen time, and both are like nails on a chalkboard.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/10
October 13, 2011
To be consistent with his previous efforts, Anderson deploys a relentless stream of fight sequences that revert to nauseating and outmoded slow-mo during moments of supposedly heightened tension.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
October 13, 2011
It's a lot more fun than the most recent hatchet-faced entry in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but it's also exasperatingly slapdash.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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