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The Watch Quotes

  • Antonio Guzman: I have a gun, which knowbody taught me to use so b even more scared
    Antonio Guzman: I have a gun, which nobody taught me to use so be even more scared.


  • Jamarcus: Nice to meet you
    Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
    Retiree #1: Fuck you Curly
    Retiree #1: Fuck you Curly.


  • Jamarcus: In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.
    Bob: What?
    Franklin: Why?
    Jamarcus: We're aliens, that's what we do.


  • Franklin: Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.


  • Franklin: I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?
    Sergeant Bressman: Are you a cup?
    Franklin: No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.


  • Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
    Bob: Old guy: Fuck you curly
    Retiree #1: Fuck you curly.


  • Jamarcus: Bob, this is the shits.
    Jason: It's just shit.
    Jamarcus: This, is just shit.


  • Bob: Who is this boy toy named Jason? What's his toy story?


  • Bob: This is inspiring for The Watch, we have a tiger, and flames, and wings, all in the same logo! It's like the chinese symbol for shut the fuck up and dance!


  • Antonio Guzman: Costco security motherfucker
    Antonio Guzman: Costco security motherfucker.


  • Bob: i dont understand, its 2012 cant you just get a ball transplant?
    Bob: I don't understand, it's 2012 cant you just get a ball transplant?


  • Evan: Your glutes are tighter than a snare drum.


  • Bob: A bunch of aliens have set up tents in your store. What are you gonna do about it?
    Evan: ....Costco is for members only.


  • Manfred: Shut your cocksucker!


  • Franklin: "There is an orgy going on locally?"
    Franklin: There is an orgy going on locally?


  • Franklin: I don't touch your butterflies!


  • Bob: bob: thats terrible for the cow but this things fucking awesome.
    Bob: That's terrible for the cow, but this thing's fuckin' awesome!


  • Franklin: Look at his face!
    Evan: Look at my face.
    Franklin: Look at his face and listen to me.
    Evan: Look at him and listen to me.
    Franklin: Look at me.
    Evan: Look at me.
    Franklin: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!


  • Evan: I see you.
    Evan: Mother....
    Hero Alien: Hit's Evan
    Hero Alien: [hit's Evan]


  • Sergeant Bressman: "Stay with me!"
    Sergeant Bressman: Stay with me!
    Bob: "His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it."
    Bob: His heart's out of his body fella, I don't think he's gonna make it.


  • Evan: [Looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before
    Evan: [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.
    Franklin: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award
    Franklin: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.


  • Franklin: Listen to my words, and hear his face.


  • Franklin: Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!


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