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The Watch Reviews

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August 21, 2017
Wretched dinge that it is, it is almost too drecky to write about, but here goes nothing.
April 17, 2016
A laughably inept comedic wasteland in which the only things harder to come by than laughs are reasons not to bolt halfway through and ask for a refund.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
September 11, 2017
The Watch isn't consistently funny enough to stop you noticing you've seen it all before.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
May 26, 2013
Rote, crass and worst of all, totally laugh-free, it inspires you to exact your own brand of vigilante justice.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
March 4, 2013
Light entertainment at its lightest, The Watch does at least elicit some laughs.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 30, 2012
For a flabby 101-minute movie, the gag hit rate is alarmingly low.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 27, 2012
The Watch is a lazy production at nearly every level. Expect these aliens to have better luck in a couple years - when they invade basic cable.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
October 19, 2012
The only arcs these characters encounter are in their pants.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 14, 2012
The Watch is an utterly soulless, lazy, painfully dull affair. It is not a film. It is a product, and an awful one. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/10
November 16, 2012
A talented cast shines brightly, but can't carry the weight of this under-inspired sci-fi frolic.
August 23, 2012
All the bromancing back-slapping can't hide the quartet's crippling lack of screen chemistry, while frights, and laughs, are non-existent.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 27, 2012
"The Watch" is so focused on making vulgar comments and developing in-depth vulgar conversations and situations that nothing else really feels like it was developed properly; the entire experience is equivalent to excruciating torture.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
August 2, 2012
The first half of this movie might make you laugh but it's very sloppy. I saw this a few months ago when it was a much better film called Attack the Block.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
August 24, 2012
There's nothing particularly offensive about the piece. But its intergalactic badness does take the breath away.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 21, 2012
A film packaged as pure product, aiming to snare the combined markets for loudmouth comics, sci-fi action and, er, Richard Ayoade - who, however seemingly misplaced, is the freshest thing here.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 9, 2012
It's amazing how much thought, effort and creative energy "The Watch" works into its script about human---and space-alien---crotches.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 7, 2012
Cover Your Eyes
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
September 9, 2012
Off-the-production-line comedy, marketed as a sci-fi fan-boy's lighter bit of fluffy entertainment. And the aliens - seen them, zapped them all before.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 27, 2012
You can see what all concerned were going for here, and you can lament where they came up short (Full Content Review for Parents also available)
July 26, 2012
Piles on the shrill vulgarity but sticks with its toothless emotional lessons, leaving it with the worst of both worlds.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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