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The Wizard of Oz Quotes

  • Auntie Em: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • Dorothy Gale: Why, what is that?
    Coach Driver: That, my dear, is a 'horse of a different color'.


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • Munchkin Coroner: As coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead!


  • The Wizard of Oz: You billowing bale of bovine fodder!


  • The Cowardly Lion: What makes a King out of a slave? Courage!


  • The Wizard of Oz: Cantankerous
    The Wizard of Oz: Cantankerous.


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


  • Dorothy Gale: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?
    The Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?


  • Dorothy Gale: in the Wizard's Throne Room with the three others, having returned from the Witch's castle] Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
    Dorothy Gale: Please sir, we've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
    The Wizard of Oz: Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!


  • Dorothy Gale: She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.


  • Dorothy Gale: [to the Scarecrow] I think I'll miss you most of all.
    Dorothy Gale: I think I'll miss you most of all.


  • Dorothy Gale: Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?
    The Scarecrow: I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?
    The Tin Woodsman: And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.
    Dorothy Gale: Still, I wish I could remember, but I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we?


  • Dorothy Gale: What would you do with a brain if you had one?


  • Dorothy Gale: Oh, Thank you so much! We've been gone such a long time and we feel so messy... What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!
    Dorothy Gale: Oh, Thank you so much! We've been gone such a long time and we feel so messy. What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!
    The Wizard of Oz: And never will again, I fancy. There's only one of him and he's it. He's the Horse of a Different Color, you've heard tell about.


  • Dorothy Gale: Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like home!
    Dorothy Gale: Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and oh Auntie Em, there's no place like home!


  • Dorothy Gale: My! People come and go so quickly here!


  • Dorothy Gale: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the beauty and splendor] Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.after a pause] We must be over the rainbow! [a bubble appears in the sky and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, then turns into Glinda the Good Witch wearing a spectacular white dress and crown, holding a wand][to Toto] Now I... I know we're not in Kansas!
    Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. We must be over the rainbow! Now I know we're not in Kansas!


  • Dorothy Gale: Did you say something?
    The Tin Woodsman: [indiscernible sounds from the Tin Man, who is rusted]
    Dorothy Gale: He said oil can!
    The Scarecrow: Oil can what?
    Dorothy Gale: Oil can.


  • Dorothy Gale: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
    The Cowardly Lion: [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself. [sobs]
    The Cowardly Lion: You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.


  • Dorothy Gale: Weren't you frightened?
    The Wizard of Oz: Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified
    The Wizard of Oz: Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified


  • Dorothy Gale: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!


  • Dorothy Gale: Now which way do we go?
    The Scarecrow: Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
    Dorothy Gale: Who said that? [Toto barks at scarecrow] Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
    Dorothy Gale: Who said that? Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
    The Scarecrow: [points other way] It's pleasant down that way, too.
    The Scarecrow: It's pleasant down that way, too.
    Dorothy Gale: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
    The Scarecrow: [points both ways] Of course, some people do go both ways.
    The Scarecrow: Of course, some people do go both ways.


  • Glinda the Good Witch: Glinda: Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds! Dorothy: Oh! Toto too? Glinda: Toto too!
    Glinda the Good Witch: Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds! Glinda: Toto too!
    Dorothy Gale: Oh! Toto too?


  • Guild Singer: We represent the Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guild We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
    Guild Singer: We represent the Lollipop Guild. The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guild. We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land.


  • The Tin Woodsman: Cowardly Lion (climbing up a mountain with the Tin Woodsman hanging on his tail) : I hope my strength holds out. Tin Woodsman: I hope your tail holds out !
    The Cowardly Lion: [climbing up a mountain with the Tin Woodsman hanging on his tail] I hope my strength holds out. Tin Woodsman: I hope your tail holds out !


  • Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


  • Dorothy Gale: theres no place like home
    Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home!


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: wanna play ball
    The Wicked Witch of the West: Wanna play ball?


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I`ll get you my pretty and your little dog too
    The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.


  • Dorothy Gale: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!


  • The Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks!
    The Tin Woodsman: Why don't you try counting sheep?
    The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of them!


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: Take special care of those ruby slippers, I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!


  • Zeke: It's a twister! It's a twister!


  • The Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
    The Tin Woodsman: But I still want one.


  • Dorothy Gale: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
    The Scarecrow: I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking,don't they?
    The Scarecrow: I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?


  • The Wizard of Oz: You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty... And your little dog too!


  • Dorothy Gale: There's No Place Like Home.
    Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • The Wizard of Oz: Was I scared? You're talking to a man who laughed at death, sneered at danger, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was terrified.


  • The Cowardly Lion: There's only one thing I want you guys to do. Talk me out of it.


  • Dorothy Gale: Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!


  • Dorothy Gale: Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high, There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true. Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far Behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I?


  • The Wizard of Oz: A heart is shown not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.


  • Dorothy Gale: Lions?
    The Scarecrow: And Tigers?
    The Tin Woodsman: And bears.
    Dorothy Gale: Oh my!


  • Glinda the Good Witch: You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!
    The Wicked Witch of the West: [quickly looks skyward, scanning for falling houses]


  • Dorothy Gale: Did you say something?
    The Tin Woodsman: [indiscernible sounds from the Tin Man, who is rusted]
    Dorothy Gale: He said oil can!
    The Scarecrow: Oil can what?


  • The Wizard of Oz: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.


  • Dorothy Gale: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
    Prof. Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.


  • Zeke: [to pigs] Get in there, before I make a dime bank out of you.


  • Dorothy Gale: We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.


  • The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.


  • Dorothy Gale: Some where over the rainbow way up high..there's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby.
    Dorothy Gale: Some where over the rainbow way up high... there's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby.


  • Dorothy Gale: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


  • The Cowardly Lion: Put 'em up, Put 'em up!
    The Cowardly Lion: Put 'em up, put 'em up!


  • The Scarecrow: And I'm sure to have a brain...
    The Tin Woodsman: A heart...
    Dorothy Gale: A home...
    The Cowardly Lion: The nerve!


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
    The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!


  • Glinda the Good Witch: come out come out whereevery u r and meet the young lady that fell from a star (me:oh that must have hurt)
    Glinda the Good Witch: Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady, who fell from a star.


  • The Cowardly Lion: you're stepping on my tail ahhh
    The Cowardly Lion: You're stepping on my tail.


  • Munchkin Coroner: she's not only meerly dead she's also senserly dead
    Munchkin Coroner: And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.


  • Toto: woof woof
    Toto: Woof, woof.


  • Dorothy Gale: I don't think were in Ka any more
    Dorothy Gale: I don't think were in Kansas anymore.


  • The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!


  • Dorothy Gale: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
    The Scarecrow: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
    The Tin Woodsman: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!


  • Juliet: hahaha!! catch me if you can


  • The Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!


  • Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home!


  • Dorothy Gale: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.


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