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  • Max Belfort: What kind of a hooker takes credit cards?
    Donnie Azoff: A rich one!


  • Jordan Belfort: I'm not fucking leaving! The show goes on!


  • Jordan Belfort: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.


  • Jordan Belfort: I am not gonna die sober!


  • Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a rich man and I've been a poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time.


  • Jordan Belfort: My warriors, who won't take 'No' for an answer. Who won't hang up the phone till their client either buys. Or fucking dies!


  • Jordan Belfort: Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. And in no time, I will make them rich.


  • Agent Patrick Denham: Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!


  • Donnie Azoff: I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.


  • Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street give him some time.


  • Jordan Belfort: At least as a rich man when I have to face my problems I show up at the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch.


  • Agent Patrick Denham: If im not mistaking, you just tried to bribe a federal officer.


  • Donnie Azoff: Fucking smoke crack with me.


  • Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!


  • Mark Hanna: OK, first rule of Wall Street - Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.


  • Donnie Azoff: You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Technically, you do work for me.


  • Donnie Azoff: My money is attached to your boobs. So technically, you work for me.
    Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.


  • Jordan Belfort: Sell me this pen.


  • Jordan Belfort: Sell me this pen.


  • Mark Hanna: How many times a week you jerk off?


  • Naomi Lapaglia: And you know what else, Daddy? Mommy is just sick and tired of wearing panties.


  • Jordan Belfort: with this script I'll teach each and every one of you to be the best
    Jordan Belfort: With this script, I'll teach each and every one of you to be the best.


  • Jordan Belfort: was all this legal? absolutely not, but we were making more money then we knew what to do with
    Jordan Belfort: Was all this legal? Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with.


  • Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.


  • Jordan Belfort: There gonna have to send in the national guard if they wanna take me down
    Jordan Belfort: There gonna have to send in the national guard if they wanna take me down.


  • Jordan Belfort: I ain't going anywhere!!
    Jordan Belfort: I ain't going anywhere!


  • Jordan Belfort: Ther gonna have to call in the national guard to take me out, cause I aint going nowhere!!!!!!!
    Jordan Belfort: They're gonna have to call in the national guard to take me out, cause I ain't going nowhere!


  • Jordan Belfort: Was all this legal? Absolutely not.


  • Jordan Belfort: I don't want to die sober!!
    Jordan Belfort: I don't want to die sober!


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