Mary Poppins Returns
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THE WOODS HAVE EYES. THEY HAVE THEM. EYES.
This movie is woeful. It is taking itself too seriously to be enjoyable on a camp level, but it's too shitty to accomplish a single one of its aspirations. Also, the characters are unbelievably dumb, moreso than typical horror bodies waiting to hit the floor. These kids are grade-A idiots.
You really just want them to die by the end. And though it may seem like the great beyond is their destination...well, wait for the ending. It's pretty fucking infuriating.
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