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Thelma & Louise Quotes

  • Lena the Waitress: Neither one of the girls murderin' type, Hal!


  • Louise Sawyer: Is he your husband or your father?


  • Max: If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.


  • J.D.: Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.


  • Louise Sawyer: In the future, when a woman is cryin' like that, she isn't havin' any fun.


  • Louise Sawyer: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.


  • Thelma Dickinson: I've had it up to my ass with sedate.


  • Thelma Dickinson: Come on, Louise, don't blow it.


  • Thelma Dickinson: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
    J.D.: Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, you're the one stealin' my heart.


  • Thelma Dickinson: You said that you and me were gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!


  • Louise Sawyer: Tell Darryl you'll be home tomorrow night.
    Thelma Dickinson: Will I be?
    Louise Sawyer: I don't know. I won't be.


  • Thelma Dickinson: I don't ever remember feelin' this awake.


  • Thelma Dickinson: Listen, let's not get caught
    Louise Sawyer: What do you mean?
    Thelma Dickinson: Go!


  • Thelma Dickinson: Listen, let's not get caught
    Louise Sawyer: What do you mean?
    Thelma Dickinson: Go


  • Jimmy: I just want you to be happy.
    Louise Sawyer: I am happy, sweetie. Happy as I can be.


  • Thelma Dickinson: I don't ever remember feelin' this awake.
    Thelma Dickinson: I don' t ever remember feeling this awake.


  • Louise Sawyer: I'm in deep shit. Deep Shit, Arkansas.
    Louise Sawyer: I'm in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.


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