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  • Pat Healy: First chink in the armor, Ted.


  • Pat Healy: [to tucker] we agreed i wouldn't fuck you and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck out of the fuckin picture.
    Pat Healy: [to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck [Ted]
    Pat Healy: [to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this fuck. [Ted]


  • Pat Healy: we got this one kid mongo, he's got a forehead like a drive in movie theatre, but hes a good ship so we don't bust his chops too much.
    Pat Healy: We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much.


  • Pat Healy: my real passion is my hobby.
    Pat Healy: My real passion is my hobby.
    Mary Jenson: really whats that.?
    Mary Jenson: Really what's that?
    Pat Healy: I work with retards.
    Mary Jenson: isn't that a little uhm, politically incorrect.?
    Mary Jenson: Isn't that a little uhm, politically incorrect?
    Pat Healy: well heh to hell with that, no ones gonna tell me who i can and cant work with right.?
    Pat Healy: Well to hell with that, no one's gonna tell me who I can and cant work with right?


  • Hitchhiker: seven's the key number hear think about it, seven eleven seven dwarfes, seven man thats the number, seven chipmonks twirling on a branch eating lots of sun flowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea its like dreaming about gorganzolla cheese when its clearly brie time baby, step into my office.?
    Hitchhiker: Seven's the key number hear think about it, seven eleven seven dwarfes, seven man thats the number, seven chipmonks twirling on a branch eating lots of sun flowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea its like dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time baby, step into my office?
    Ted Stroehmann: why.?
    Ted Stroehmann: Why?
    Hitchhiker: cause your fucking fired.
    Hitchhiker: Cause your fucking fired.
    Ted Stroehmann: yeah you know what i gotta pee im just gonna pull over.
    Ted Stroehmann: Yeah you know what I gotta pee, I'm just gonna pull over.
    Hitchhiker: im only waiting seven minutes total.
    Hitchhiker: I'm only waiting seven minutes total.


  • Mary Jenson: Is That... Hair Gel?
    Mary Jenson: It thatâ?¦ is that hair gel?
    Mary Jenson: It that... is that hair gel?


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