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  • Kristen: It's like I'm one of the boys, except I have a vagina. I swear, Frodo Baggins had it easier.


  • Cedric: You know who asked me that? Not a GodDamn soul,cuz strippers dont ask me shit!
    Cedric: You know who asked me that? Not a goddamn soul, 'cause strippers dont ask me shit!


  • Cedric: I think it was a good time,it's all about exercise...guys!
    Cedric: I think it was a good time, it's all about exercise... guys!


  • Cedric: It's my ex-wife,i want you to get the habit of saying that...
    Cedric: "It's my ex-wife." I want you to get the habit of saying that.


  • Cedric: mike,how old is your mom?
    Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
    Michael: what?
    Michael: What?
    Cedric: im not saying it like that.no,i am. i am. its like that. ms. loretta, im ready fo the rest of the tour
    Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!


  • Cedric: what do you call the 3 rings of marriage? engagement ring, wedding ring,suffering
    Cedric: What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering.


  • Candace: All this waiting for better is making you bitter.


  • Cedric: The only women I want to talk to tonight are dancin' naked down at the butt factory.


  • Lauren: There is no such thing as a perfect man.


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