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- Debbie: You know what your problem is? You're never ever in the moment. You're never ever present.‐ Submitted by Mae M (11 months ago)
- Charlotte: You're so mean since your body got weird.‐ Submitted by Frances H (23 months ago)
- Pete: My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.‐ Submitted by Frances H (23 months ago)
- Pete: Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.Sadie: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.Pete: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.Sadie: That's because Mad Men sucks.Pete: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.Sadie: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.Pete: You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.
- Charlotte: Can I watch Lost?Sadie: You can't handle Lost. It's too violent and you won't understand.Charlotte: If I don't understand it, why can't I handle it?Sadie: Because you're eight.Charlotte: I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.Sadie: Shark Week is fake.Charlotte: No, it's not.Sadie: All of it is reenactments.Charlotte: I know but they...Sadie: That's scary! You shouldn't be allowed to watch that.Charlotte: ...they show the reenactments but they actually happened.Sadie: It's going to give you nightmares.Charlotte: I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me.
- Pete: I've been flushing as I go.Debbie: You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?Pete: John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!
- Pete: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]‐ Submitted by Olivia B (3 years ago)
- Larry: How do you call ebay?!‐ Submitted by Olivia B (3 years ago)
- Pete: Have you seen my starfish?‐ Submitted by Kaci V (3 years ago)
- Catherine: I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.‐ Submitted by Dianne M (3 years ago)
- Debbie: Are those real?Desi: These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch themDebbie: Really?Desi: Yeah sure.‐ Submitted by Jagat A (3 years ago)
- Jason: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.‐ Submitted by Lisa A (3 years ago)
- Charlotte: I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.‐ Submitted by Kaitlyn H (3 years ago)
- Pete: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (3 years ago)
- Pete: Should we get a block of porn?Debbie: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.Pete: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.Debbie: I think that's too much porn.Pete: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.‐ Submitted by Joey S (3 years ago)
- Pete: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.Debbie: I wonder what that means.Pete: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.‐ Submitted by Joey S (3 years ago)