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  • Debbie: You know what your problem is? You're never ever in the moment. You're never ever present.
    ‐ Submitted by Mae M (11 months ago)

  • Charlotte: You're so mean since your body got weird.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (23 months ago)

  • Pete: My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (23 months ago)

  • Pete: Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.
    Sadie: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.
    Pete: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
    Sadie: That's because Mad Men sucks.
    Pete: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.
    Sadie: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.
    Pete: You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (24 months ago)

  • Charlotte: Can I watch Lost?
    Sadie: You can't handle Lost. It's too violent and you won't understand.
    Charlotte: If I don't understand it, why can't I handle it?
    Sadie: Because you're eight.
    Charlotte: I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.
    Sadie: Shark Week is fake.
    Charlotte: No, it's not.
    Sadie: All of it is reenactments.
    Charlotte: I know but they...
    Sadie: That's scary! You shouldn't be allowed to watch that.
    Charlotte: ...they show the reenactments but they actually happened.
    Sadie: It's going to give you nightmares.
    Charlotte: I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (24 months ago)

  • Pete: I've been flushing as I go.
    Debbie: You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?
    Pete: John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (24 months ago)

  • Pete: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]
    ‐ Submitted by Olivia B (3 years ago)

  • Larry: How do you call ebay?!
    ‐ Submitted by Olivia B (3 years ago)

  • Pete: Have you seen my starfish?
    ‐ Submitted by Kaci V (3 years ago)

  • Catherine: I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
    ‐ Submitted by Dianne M (3 years ago)

  • Debbie: Are those real?
    Desi: These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them
    Debbie: Really?
    Desi: Yeah sure.
    ‐ Submitted by Jagat A (3 years ago)

  • Jason: What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa A (3 years ago)

  • Charlotte: I'm going to have some freaky ass nightmares.
    ‐ Submitted by Kaitlyn H (3 years ago)

  • Pete: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (3 years ago)

  • Pete: Should we get a block of porn?
    Debbie: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.
    Pete: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.
    Debbie: I think that's too much porn.
    Pete: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.
    ‐ Submitted by Joey S (3 years ago)

  • Pete: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.
    Debbie: I wonder what that means.
    Pete: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.
    ‐ Submitted by Joey S (3 years ago)

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