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This Is the End Quotes

  • Jay Baruchel: We just somehow have to prove our worthiness.


  • James Franco: I always keep my props.


  • Craig Robinson: Welcome to Heaven motherfuckers.


  • Danny McBride: His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.
    Jay Baruchel: What the fuck does that mean?


  • Craig Robinson: Dude, Sigel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
    Danny McBride: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a TOTAL loss.
    Danny McBride: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss.


  • Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me!
    Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
    Aziz Ansari: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
    Kevin Hart: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)


  • Danny McBride: I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.


  • Danny McBride: Hermione stole all of our shit.


  • James Franco: The one that squeals is the one that deals.


  • Danny McBride: When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.


  • James Franco: If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!
    Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!


  • Michael Cera: Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets!
    Martin Starr: What?
    Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away!
    Seth Rogen: *Street light starts falling* Whoa, whoa!
    Seth Rogen: Whoa, whoa!
    Michael Cera: *Street light impales Micheal and lifts him up* *He pulls out his ringing phone* Shit, that's embarrassing
    Michael Cera: Shit, that's embarrassing


  • Danny McBride: Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    James Franco: I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.
    Danny McBride: I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.


  • James Franco: You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.
    Danny McBride: You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.


  • James Franco: Cool it, Dumbledore!


  • Seth Rogen: I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People could smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man titties, the bullies held me down, they titty fucked me.
    James Franco: That's what's happening out there!


  • Seth Rogen: You think this is Skynet? Synet went live?


  • Danny McBride: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
    Jay Baruchel: What the fuck?
    Jonah Hill: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!


  • Craig Robinson: (After suffering a minor cut in the hand caused by a piece of James Franco's exploding wall) Fuck your house, James Franco.
    Craig Robinson: Fuck your house, James Franco.


  • Danny McBride: Hermione just stole our shit!


  • Danny McBride: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin.


  • Jonah Hill: I'm going to titty fuck you, Seth


  • Craig Robinson: It's to late for you your already in the hole!


  • Craig Robinson: We are actors we pretend to be hard but we soft as baby shit!


  • Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you!
    Jonah Hill: Does it Jay?
    Jonah Hill: Does it jay?
    Jay Baruchel: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
    Jonah Hill: Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!
    Seth Rogen: What are you just quoting the Exorcist
    Jay Baruchel: Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
    Jay Baruchel: Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!


  • Jonah Hill: Something totally not chill happened last night...
    Jonah Hill: Something totally not chill happened last night.


  • Craig Robinson: hey whats down there?! (as they all look down into a dark hole in james franko's basement) tara reid?
    Craig Robinson: Hey what's down there?! Tara Reid?


  • Jay Baruchel: Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here...yeh that's racist!
    Jay Baruchel: Can we please discuss the elephant in the room? Man Craig is right here. Yeah, that's racist!


  • Craig Robinson: TAKE YO PANTIES OFF!!!!!!
    Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!


  • Danny McBride: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
    Seth Rogen: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?
    Seth Rogen: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
    Jonah Hill: Can I have that Milky Way?
    James Franco: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
    Seth Rogen: I want some of the Milky Way.
    Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.


  • Jay Baruchel: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
    Seth Rogen: Uh...I'm on a cleanse.
    Seth Rogen: Uh. I'm on a cleanse.
    Jay Baruchel: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed...
    Jay Baruchel: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?
    Seth Rogen: I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.


  • Danny McBride: Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!


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